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Daily Dip: Amber Heard
Alright, WTF "DaBigDirty", I honestly just checked you're blog and you have the same fuckin chick! I already wrote this entry and had it scheduled for tomorrow, so f it i'm leaving it cause mine's better anyways- huff a fatty)Introducing Amber Heard, a 23 year old actress from the Lone Star State. Amber is no longer a-lone-star, as she's been...
Drizzy, Weezy, and Shady Perform "Forever" at 2010 Grammy's
King Mathers!!!!!!Dirty performance by hip-hop's finest and Eminem once again proved he is still the MVP of the Rap Ga...
I Wish I Could Rap...
Wizzy rooftop with some dips...don't really care but I want the song playing in the vid...
Is This Dude Serious?
Is this dude serious? Yes, I said DUDE, as in a MAN was driving! I can't say I understand this bro's style on this one. Last time I checked, dudes in NH don't drive around in pink caddy's on route 101. The only plausible explanation for this would be if he was gambling in Vegas and pulled a "Rusty","Rusty: Well, four slot machines...
DeSean Jackson "Jerks" During 2010 NFL Pro Bowl
Let it be know that I do not know what these crazy kids are up to these days but Desean Jackson decided to pull out the dance move, "The Jerk" during a touchdown celebration in the NFL Pro Bowl.For those of you who don't know what "The Jerk" is, I have decided to post the music video that started it all by the "New Boyz" called, "You're a Jer...
Soccer Players keep getting Younger
During the African Cup of Nation final, Egypt got the victory over Ghana by the score of 1-0.However, this above clip of a Ghana reserve sucking on a pacifier is just a little off the wall, even for this site.Clearly, Maggie Simpson might have something to say about it.(Courtest of Off the Po...
Someone get me a damn JACK CHOP!!!!
Here's a spoof made to the hit infomercial "Slap Chop" by some local Masshole. A targeted pitch to anyone with pumpkin carving problems. Not sure how people outside of Boston take this, but for every Bostonian, this is a must watch... especially for those who want to be "the baddest dude in REVERE"....
Saturn--it is timing, baby!
Saturn and his Greek cousin God Cronus are the gods of Time, Timing and Time Management (Thus, the word Chronology.) Uranus is the planet of weird and strange and for the last year we have been in a ping pong war with Saturn and Uranus in opposition. During this time we certainly had some of the weirdest things come up that almost defy all logic....
Rex Ryan being Rex Ryan
Last night, New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan attended Herschel Walker's MMA event along with some other NFL Pro Bowlers.The peeps over at Showtime decided to interview Ryan and decided to poke a little fun at Miami Dolphin fans in attendance.(Courtesy of Gang Green Nati...
Herschel Walker gets first MMA win over Greg Nagy
Now, I am not going to start calling myself an MMA fan but when former NFL player Herschel Walker starts beating fools, I might have to start paying more attention.Walker made his first MMA appearance last night where he faced off against Greg Nagy and won in three rounds. To be honest, did anyone think that Herschel Walker, would tap out?For those of you who wanted the entire fight, here it ...
Make decisions without your television
Mo!Tämä viikko on mennyt ainakin osaksi ihan mukavissa merkeissä. :)Vaikka minulla on vielä viikko työssäoppimista jäljellä Cittarin pukeutumispuolella, perjantaina oli arviointi, koska ensiviikolla ohjaajani ei ole paikalle. Ja voi sitä kehujen määrää! Oli melkein kiusallista kuunnella sellaista ylistystä ohjaajani suusta, ja sainkin kaikista eri...
Whoa!
I watched the Twilight movie. It stunk so bad that I used an entire can of air freshener just to try and rid my house of the stench. Now, the story was exactly like the book--not too bad, but not very good, either. What was bad about this movie was the acting. To say the actors--especially the female lead, Kristen Stewart--aren't good, is an understatement. They make Keanu Reeves look like a Shakespearean/classical genius! (I LOVE Keanu Reeves--in the movies he's suited for. And THOSE are a bit few and far between.) Between the lack of...
Remembering Sean Taylor's Pro Bowl Hit on Brian Moorman
Tomorrow is the 2010 NFL Pro Bowl or what most people like to call, "a bonafide snooze-fest featuring Chad OchoCinco".However, there is still one singular moment from Pro Bowl History and that is former Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor provided the hit that shook Hawaii.Way back in 2007, Taylor was selected as an alternate for the NFC safety slot and got the start when then Eagles safety Brian Dawkins chose not to play due to injury.Early on in the game, Colts receiver Reggie Wayne decided to duck out of Sean Taylor's way when trying to go...
Barack Obama does Play by Play of Duke-Georgetown
For those of you who decided to watch the snoozefest that was the Duke-Georgetown affair, the one positive was that you got to see United States president Barack Obama work his play by play pipes.CBS announcers Verne Lundquist and Clark Kellogg gave the normal "meet and greet interview" but Obama defintely made this clip memorable.Clearly, the best part of the clip comes near the 4:00 mark when Obama tells analyst Clark Kellogg that me might take his job in "three to seven years."Hilarious, "Your On Watch, Clark Kellogg!" (Courtesy of Buster S...
Earl Boykins is CLUTCH!
Quick, which current Washington Wizard do you want taking the last shot in a game?Well, if your answer was diminiutive guard Earl Boykins, you were right on the nose this time.Only problem was that the Nets didn't know ...
"Elbow to The Face" by Mike Green
Washington Capitals defensivemen Mike Green is one of those players willing to mix it up with anyone.Well, when the Capitals took on the Florida Panthers, he decided to lay an elbow to Florida Panther Michael Frolik.Green after the game was suspended for three games for this elbow. For those of you wanting that in a monetary value, it will cost Green up to $81,000.(Courtesy of Puck Dad...
Fantasy Drafthelp: Hoops Buy Low and Sell High
BUY LOW^ LaMarcus Aldridge: Health has been an issue, but he should be OK down the stretch and he (again this year) doesn’t have to share point or rebound production with Greg Oden.^ Devin Harris: A friend of ours in the New York media says that he has checked out mentally with the historically awful performance of the Nets. However, that is nothing that a trade won’t fix and rumors are flying. Pay close attention to them.^ Dwight Howard: His point production is suffering due to opportunities – such as importing noted ball hog Vince Carter. ...
Fantasy Drafthelp: Hockey Buy Low and Sell High
BUY LOW^ Brad Boyes: A recent 14-game goal drought drastically suppressed the value of one of the game’s best young scorers. That’s over, not least of which due to some line shifting, and better days are ahead.^ Nicklas Lidstrom: Great numbers for anybody else are still mediocre tallies for the greatest defenseman of our generation. As his injury-crippled team heals, so will his numbers as the skill level of his teammates increases dramatically.^ Chris Osgood: Over the past two years, his regular season and playoff performances have diverged...
worlds colliding (in the surf)
NB: The image isn't mine but I have chosen one that gives you the size. Our break is also a right not a left.The praying must have worked because we got some decent swell and offshore winds. It wasn't even that crowded which was surprising given the recent 'drought'. As usual I chose a spot just off the main break and waited for the sets that would...
Question
Isn't it just being pretentious to use the term 'films' instead of just saying 'movies?' The people who say 'films' are just trying to put those of us who call them 'movies' in our place--like we aren't cool enough to be in their club, or something. Sorry, but those people are total assclowns, in my opini...
"Better Than You"- Sam Adams(Wiz)
Another fresh track from Sam Adams...just like Angelina from the Jersey Shore, Wiz "does great things".Download L...
*NEW* "Brand New"- Sam Adams(Wiz)
Latest joint from Sam Adams and it's one of his best. Kids blowing up quick with 7 more tracks being released via itunes within the next few weeks and his debut album with a scheduled July 4th release! Download L...
Not Always Right
This is why I could NEVER work with the public: (A very elderly female customer walks up to the register and hands over an empty hanger.) Me: “Excuse me ma’am, but what exactly was on this empty hanger?” Customer: “This!” *very elderly customer lifts up shirt to reveal bra* Me: “Oh…oh God.”(via Not Always Right)...
Dog on train
I have no astrology angle for this story. I just could not resist putting it up. Dogs in Russia have taught themselves how to ride the rails. Amazing. My guess? They are all Sag...
'Up Out My Face' Music Video- Mariah Carey ft. Nicki Minaj
This video is absolutely ridiculous. For a second I thought it was going to climax with them dry humping the shit out of each other, but instead they just cheers a glass of bubbly wearing one of their many skanky mcskank halloween costumes....
*New* Sam Adams(Wiz)- "You Girl"
Here's a fairly new joint by Sam Adams(Wiz)...don't believe it's one of the new one's we've been hearing about, but new to my ears so i'll share it with ya'll.Download L...
Brian Scalaguido Agrees to Spray Tan
"NBA All-Star Weekend is two weeks away but the hearts and minds of Boston Celtics fans will not be in Dallas but rather on a major event happen the week after.Afte All-Star weekend Celtics forward Brian Scalabrine will be making good on a bet by getting a spray tan.The tan came about as part of Scalabrine’s weekly Wednesday appearance on the “Toucher...
Breaking: Kurt Warner Retires
As it was expected, Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner has retired from the National Football League.Warner who was the NFL MVP in 1999/2001 and played for the St Louis Rams, New York Giants and led the Rams to a Super Bowl victory in 1999 where he won MVP. Warner was plucked from obscurity playing Arena Football with the Iowa Barnstormers and...
Send in the Links: (1/29/10)
Emily Procter, She heats up CSI Miami...(Put on Sunglasses)...YEAAHHHHHHHHH!-> Should Kalin Lucas be suspended for this? (Detroit4Lyfe)-> Steroid dealer linked to Mike Vick? RUTROW! (Second String Fullback)-> The Tragedy that is the Chicago Bears coaching search (Not Qualified to Comment)-> Why didn't I attend Arizona State? (Unathletic...
Johan Hedberg's, "Turtle Save"
During last night's affair between the Atlanta Thrashers and the Philadelphia Flyers, Thrashers goalie Johan Hedberg made a rather interesting save in the third period.Hedberg charged after a puck and prevented a shot from left-winger Simon Gagne but had the unfortunate instance of losing his mask and having his head stuck in his jersey.I have to say, Donatello would be impressed.(Courtesy of The Score.com bl...
Hedo Turkoglu Post Game Interview Glory, "Ball"
Raptors forward Hedo Turkoglu had a rather interesting postgame game following the Raptors win over the New York Knicks.TSN color analyst Jack Armstrong asked Hedo regarding how things were different in regards to setting the tone for the game.Then Hedo gave us a NBA meme for the century by responding with one simple word, "Ball".(Courtesy of That NBA Lottery Pi...
Headbutting for Dummies by Faouzi Chaouchi
During a match in the African Cup of Nations between Algeria and Egypt, Algeria goalkeeper Faouzi Chaouchi was irritated at a call made by the official on a penalty kick.Chaouchi got so mad that he slightly head-butted a referee. He received the yellow card for the offense and eventually ejected for receiving a second yellow card later in the match.Eh, Zidane did it bett...
Saturn Square Pluto - Part 2
Round 2: Saturn VS Pluto January 31 4:27 PM ESTWell, we all know (since I go on and on about it) that since November (11/15) we have had tension between Saturn and Pluto. We had the first round in November the second is coming up and the third is in August. The thing is these guys travel with tough armament. Sledgehammers, bombs, scalpels, TNT, wrecking...
Daily Dip: Leighton Meester
Introducing Leighton Meester, our 23 year old Actress, Singer/Songwriter, & Fashion Model who, apparently if you're a chick, is best known for her role in Gossip Girl. Meester played 'Justine Chapin' in several episodes of Entourage, one of Vince's many dick ticklers, even while she was traveling the country on her "Virgin Tour". Let...
Valkoisia makeanvedenhelmiä & Balin hopeaa
Ai, että! Minä oon niin koukussa valkoisiin mvhelmiin, aina on sormet hamuamassa niitä :) &nb...
Leo Full Moon
Full Moon 10 Degrees Leo 14Friday January 30 - 1:18amWhen the Moon is in Leo we are full of ourselves, we feel prideful, we feel our hearts swell, we are generous, we are magnanimous, we exaggerate (maybe lie), we brag, we try a little harder with someone because we care so big and we personalize everything. We just are simply three letters… B-I-G....
"I Made It"- Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne, Jay Sean, & Birdman
Songs a few weeks removed from the freshest biz I know, but it deserves to be posted now because it is the hottest Cash Money Heroes songs of the decade+some. "See I don't live for glamour, I don't care for game, I'm in it for the love of the game"-Jay SeanDownload Link (you're iTunes will have withdrawals if you don't feed it this meatball)I Made It&nb...
"Gangsta's Glory"- Bone Thugs N' Harmony
Old school feel to the hook with a dub of Eazy-E. Bone boys keepin' it fresh2death like always. Download Link:Gangsta's Gl...
"Tik Tok Remix"- Ke$ha ft. Lil Wayne & LMFAO
Dammmmmn this shit is on fire! No homo--> I didn't think the original could get any better, but any time you add Weezy on the track, you're bound to have a fist pumping gem.Download Link:Tik Tok Re...
Two Terrence Williams Dunks
The New Jersey Nets collected their 4th win of the season and one of the major reasons was the play of rookie Terrence Williams.Watch his two high-flying dunks against the Clip Show.Man, I think I got air sickness from them.(Courtesy of GettingBanged...
Mark McGwire, Drug Fiend
Our friends over at Global Sports Fratenity are at again with another fantastic comedy video.In this clip, we find out the real reason why Mark McGwire returned to the St Louis Cardinals as their hitting coach.One Word: Dru...
"More"- Usher (ba ba blaaaazin RnB)
Usher droppin' it like it's hotter than the Magics in this 4th quarter of basketball I am currently witnessing...C'MON CELTICS!!..that was my attempt at a segway into the fact that this is the NBA on TNT's anthem. Download Link:More- Us...
"Comin' Up"- Sam Adams(Wiz) Live at Harpers Ferry
Diiiiiit!!! This is one of Wiz's newest joints expected to be released sometime in the near future. Hard to hear, but I can already tell the hook is catchy as he...
"Solo"- Iyaz
"Solo's the new melody in my heaaaad, that i cant keep out, got me singin' like naaaa naaaa naaaa naaaaa eveerrryyyyydayyyy, this songs already stuck on replayyyyy!"Here ya are, Iyaz leaking out another catchy as phuck song as he emerges as a radio killer with his second club banger right here. Akon+Sean Kingston=IyazDownload Link:Solo- I...
Vincent LeCavalier's "Between The Legs" Goal
Tampa Bay Lighting's Vincent LeCavalier is one of the most agile goal scorers in the National Hockey League.This highlight of this "between-the-legs" goal against the Montreal Canadiens might give you a good basis to judge that fact.(Courtesy of Kuklas Hock...
Derrick Rose Crosses Thabo Sefalosha
Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose was name to his first all-star game today and the above highlight might show one of the reasons why he was selected.In last night's game against the Thunder, Rose pulled-out this killer crossover and circus fini...
Bad Timing, Shawn Springs
New England Patriots cornerback Shawn Springs was on ESPN First Take to discuss Super Bowl 44.ESPN's Reischea Canidate asked him a question regarding which team's offense that you would least like to face. Then Sean mentioned something about a hurricane coming through the day of the game to prevent it from starting.Umm..maybe he should have rethought that analogy.(Courtesy of SportsByBroo...
Tim Hasselbeck's Day of Reckoning, Co-Hosts "The View"
I'm going to assume that most of my readers here at OTB probably do not watch, "The View".Well, this was the day Tim Hasselbeck circled on his calendar as part of his much-hyped job-swap with his wife, Elisabeth. Elisabeth did an episode of NFL Live last week and this week, Tim got to do what every man in televison wants to do, co-host "The View".In the following clips, you will get to see Tim talk about football injuries, the State of the Union address, and the exit interview conducted with him and his wife.By judging the exit interview, he will...
UGH!!!
Yeah, I spoke WAY too soon the other day when I said things were going well with the computer. Yesterday when I went to boot the beast up, I got a disk error and then everything went to hell from there. (This is the first time I have booted it up since yesterday--and I'm not sure if it will boot again if I turn it off. A brand new surprise every day!) I called the tech who had been here the day before and she recommended I call Dell and tell them I want a brand new replacement for this lemon--which I did. And they are happy to accommodate...
