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When Will Super Hero Tiger Woods Return?

With bulging muscles and mythical powers, the Marvel superhero and Norse god Thor has an aura that can scare anyone who opposes him. Anyone who tries to combat him is usually aware of power. His adversaries usually quake at the sight of him swinging his large, stone hammer.

Change the look of Thor into a person with a “cablinasian” background and morph the hammer into a golf club and what do you get?

The current number one ranked golfer in the world: Tiger Woods.

Since 1996 until 2009, he has been able to do the unthinkable: take over the sport of golf.

How has he magically been able to pull it off?

Well, conquering fourteen major championships to be second all time can help that assertion. Winning 71 PGA tour events to become third all time in that category can assist that claim. Becoming the youngest and fastest player to win a grand slam and to get to 50 wins in a career also adds evidence to that declaration.

Along with the comparison to the look and super hero-like characteristic that Woods has with Thor comes the similarities he has with Thor’s downfall. Both eventually lose their god-like power and intimidation factor to those they face.

Thor went from inheriting his father’s kingdom to being transformed into a mere mortal because of his arrogance as a god. He is forced to re-learn what it means to have power in order to become the super hero he once was.

For Woods, his began losing his reign on a thanksgiving night in 2009.

First came a late night car crash of Woods SUV on his own property. Then came rumors of a secret life filled with infidelity, which turned into actual accounts by more than a dozen women. Then came the problems within his family and a break from golf lasting about four months.

Since his return back to golf at the 2010 Masters in April, Woods has become insignificant. While his career and life is not a made-up comic, his aura and power over the golf world was nearly superhero-like and that’s what makes his 2010 season ironic to Thor’s downfall.

Although Woods has remained number one in golf rankings since 2005, he has looked anything but that way in 2010. He has finished fourth in both the Masters and U.S. Open, but all his matches have lacked that killer instinct to finish off a tournament that the Stanford graduate has always been equipped with since he became a pro golfer.

Along with the loss of his killer instinct is his lack of concentration. His accuracy has been abysmal on both his drives (currently ranked 163rd) and getting onto the green (166th). His putting average has also not been reflective of the Woods everyone remembers as he ranks 82nd this year in that category.

His latest tournament only helps to add to the fact that other golfers no longer fear him. At his last tournament at the Bridgestone Invitational, he finished with an atrocious eighteen over and a tie for 78th place. This tournament marked the lowest point of his career and that he has indeed fallen from golf supremacy.

With all that Woods has endured through this year, he still has a few tournaments this year to change his luck and performance this year. Along with that, he still has numerous years ahead of him to regain his reign over golf and possibly overtake Nicklaus’s record of eighteen majors.

Yet, with all the controversy and drama surrounding his play, personal life and future, the sound of the commentator from the old Batman television show comes to mind as the big question is presented:

Is this the end for Tiger Woods? Can he ever regain his power and become the dominant golfer he once was?

Sir Charles Is Racist...At His Finest


Barkley Rips Masters Head -- He's an 'Uncle Tom'
Posted Apr 9th 2010 3:01PM by TMZ Staff
Charles Barkley has resorted to racial insults in his attack on the guy who runs the Masters -- comparing Billy Payne to a slave-driving plantation owner after Payne ripped Tiger Woods over the scandal.
Barkley -- who used to be pretty tight with Woods -- went on Fox Sports Radio yesterday and said, "You got this punk ass Billy Payne who goes on TV ... for him to get on there and act like he's all Uncle Tom, he's the master on the plantation, that piss me off."
Barkley added, "I wish somebody would just walk up to him and punch him in his face."
Earlier this week, Payne mentioned Tiger in his news conference saying, "Our hero did not live up to the expectations of the role model we saw for our children."

 
This is why I love Charles Barkley.  No filter.  He speaks what's on his mind, whatever the fuck it may be.  Although he is clueless on half the shit he speaks on, it makes for great entertainment.  Chuck and Tiger have had a very relaxed relationship over the years impersonating each other on various occasions and this is just another instance of Sir Charles sticking up for his boy Eldrick.  At the end of the day we all know Chuck still loves Tiger, regardless of how many bitches he slays, and hates all powerful white men.  


O yeah, he doesn't just love rich white dudes, but women as well. 
"I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove." 

Steve Williams trying to bring the heat!




Tiger Woods' caddie claims he's "mad" at his boss -- and wants everyone to know that he didn't have a damn thing to do with Tiger's cheating ways.

Steve Williams -- Tiger's caddie for 11years -- told New Zealand's "60 Minutes" that the scandal has "been the most difficult time of my life, no two ways about it, because every single person believed that I should know or did know or had something to do with it."

Williams added, "I knew nothing, that's my answer. I don't have to clarify or extend that answer, I knew nothing." In fact, Williams claims he would have blown the whistle had he known what Tiger was up to.

Williams told the show that he's still furious with Tiger, saying "Of course I'm mad at him, why would you not be? I'm close with his wife and he's got two lovely children."

The caddie claims he's not turning his back on Tiger, adding "When you're a true friend of somebody, that's when somebody needs your support and need you the most. That's when you don't walk away. Tiger's one of my closest friends and he needs my support right now and I'd never think of walking away."



Ok, so let me try to understand this. Steve Williams is mad at Tiger Woods. Steve Williams is mad at Tiger Woods. Well, guess what Steve get in line. Everyone is mad at Tiger Woods for his infidelities.

And I know what your up too. Your claiming to be mad at Tiger for the cheating scandal. You're trying to paint this image in everyone's mind that you didn't know Tiger was boozing and fucking before tournaments. Unfortunately we see right through you. The only reason you are mad is because he's not playing because when Tiger doesn't play you don't get paid.

How the fuck can you be mad at Tiger? It makes no sense. You carry his fucking clubs a few times a year and rake in the dough. A matter of fact, I bet you'd be like 10th on the money list for earnings in a year. You stand around and wash Tiger Woods balls and get paid.

Give me a break Steve, shut up. We all know you were right there with Tiger get hammered and banging broads. You were right there with him just like Dj Pauly D was with The Situation.

One more thing Steve, grow a pair of balls. You go on 60 minutes in New Zealand and talk about this? What are you a pussy. If your really mad at Tiger why don't you come to the USA and vent your frustration.

Check out the video right here: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/04/tiger-woods-caddie-steve-williams-pissed-mad-upset-60-minutes/

Jack Nicklaus: Tell me something I don't know.


Jack Nicklaus was interviewied by ESPN today and had the following comments on when Tiger Woods would appear in his first PGA golf event since the sex parade scandal broke out.

“I suspect he'll play something before Augusta. Your guess is as good as mine. I would be very surprised if he didn't play something before Augusta.


Before I comment on Jack I just want to say one thing. I completely agree. Tiger will be back at or before the Masters.

I just want to say one thing. The coordinators of the Masters do not want Tiger to show. The Masters is the last great sporting event that focuses on the actual venue. Everyone cares about Augusta. There is never a circus at Augusta. The players appreciate the course and make the tournament about the course. It's all about the green jacket and who wins it. That's why people watch. The tournament directors know this. They want to continue this tradition. If Tiger decides to return they realize it will ruin the tradition. The tournament will become about Tiger and not the "Masters." However, if he wants to come back they can't tell him now because he'll pull ratings.

As much as that sucks for them. It's going to happen. Tiger will be back for the Masters. He'll be back. He's not going to miss a major. He needs to play as many majors so he can catch Jack. Regardless of what the directors say Tiger is the sport. Not the masters. Not Augusta.

Anyway, on to Jack's comments.

Why does Jack need to even mention this. The whole fucking world knows Tiger will be at the Masters. Everyone knows he'll play one or two events before for a warm up. He's not an idiot. He's going to play an event or two to get ready and quite honestly there's a chance he wins one of those events plus the Masters. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he won every event he entered this year just so he could say fuck you to all his doubters. He's simply the best and that's what the best does.

Quick thought: If Tiger comes back what do you think the odds will be that he wins the Masters? I bet he'll be the odds on favorite.

Exactly. Enough said. He's the best and will continue to be the best.

No matter where he fucking plays and who he decides to fuck.

"Gatorade: Is He in You?"

"A rep for Gatorade told CNBC, "I can confirm that we no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship."
The rep added, "However, our partnership with the Tiger Woods Foundation will continue. We wish Tiger all the best."
Gatorade is the third company to give Tiger the boot in the wake of his sex scandal -- Woods was already dropped by Gillette and Accenture."
Gatorade gives the ol' Tigre the boot.  The thing about this that doesn't make sense is the fact that Gatorade waited 3 months to cut the ties with their largest celebrity endorser.  They held strong through the beef of the scandal, but once Tiger comes clean to the public, they drop him?  Doesn't add up.  We all know Tiger is going to relapse in a few short months, and sweep the majors with a breeze.  Sure he might be struggling keeping his D out of fresh P while on tour, but who really cares if he hits a few broads every here and there.  Elin is Jonesing for Tigers 3 iron just as bad as Tiger is jonesing for Elin's cup, so I'm sure they'll find a way to make it work and Gatorade will be kicking their own ass for letting go of the World's greatest athlete.  As the great lyricist Big Boi once said,
"Know what I'm talking about, jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating, beating, and to the G's they be the same thing
So who you placing the blame on, you keep on singing the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on"

Tiger Tiger Woods Ya'll LIVE Public Statement!

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