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When Will Super Hero Tiger Woods Return?

With bulging muscles and mythical powers, the Marvel superhero and Norse god Thor has an aura that can scare anyone who opposes him. Anyone who tries to combat him is usually aware of power. His adversaries usually quake at the sight of him swinging his large, stone hammer.

Change the look of Thor into a person with a “cablinasian” background and morph the hammer into a golf club and what do you get?

The current number one ranked golfer in the world: Tiger Woods.

Since 1996 until 2009, he has been able to do the unthinkable: take over the sport of golf.

How has he magically been able to pull it off?

Well, conquering fourteen major championships to be second all time can help that assertion. Winning 71 PGA tour events to become third all time in that category can assist that claim. Becoming the youngest and fastest player to win a grand slam and to get to 50 wins in a career also adds evidence to that declaration.

Along with the comparison to the look and super hero-like characteristic that Woods has with Thor comes the similarities he has with Thor’s downfall. Both eventually lose their god-like power and intimidation factor to those they face.

Thor went from inheriting his father’s kingdom to being transformed into a mere mortal because of his arrogance as a god. He is forced to re-learn what it means to have power in order to become the super hero he once was.

For Woods, his began losing his reign on a thanksgiving night in 2009.

First came a late night car crash of Woods SUV on his own property. Then came rumors of a secret life filled with infidelity, which turned into actual accounts by more than a dozen women. Then came the problems within his family and a break from golf lasting about four months.

Since his return back to golf at the 2010 Masters in April, Woods has become insignificant. While his career and life is not a made-up comic, his aura and power over the golf world was nearly superhero-like and that’s what makes his 2010 season ironic to Thor’s downfall.

Although Woods has remained number one in golf rankings since 2005, he has looked anything but that way in 2010. He has finished fourth in both the Masters and U.S. Open, but all his matches have lacked that killer instinct to finish off a tournament that the Stanford graduate has always been equipped with since he became a pro golfer.

Along with the loss of his killer instinct is his lack of concentration. His accuracy has been abysmal on both his drives (currently ranked 163rd) and getting onto the green (166th). His putting average has also not been reflective of the Woods everyone remembers as he ranks 82nd this year in that category.

His latest tournament only helps to add to the fact that other golfers no longer fear him. At his last tournament at the Bridgestone Invitational, he finished with an atrocious eighteen over and a tie for 78th place. This tournament marked the lowest point of his career and that he has indeed fallen from golf supremacy.

With all that Woods has endured through this year, he still has a few tournaments this year to change his luck and performance this year. Along with that, he still has numerous years ahead of him to regain his reign over golf and possibly overtake Nicklaus’s record of eighteen majors.

Yet, with all the controversy and drama surrounding his play, personal life and future, the sound of the commentator from the old Batman television show comes to mind as the big question is presented:

Is this the end for Tiger Woods? Can he ever regain his power and become the dominant golfer he once was?

Daily Dumbass, Honorable Mention: Brian Davis



Davis gave up his first career PGA tour win (and cost himself $400,000) when he called a penalty on himself during a playoff in Sunday’s Verizon Heritage tournament. He hit a piece of grass on his backswing, which is apparently a two-stroke penalty. Go figure. Davis easily could have gotten away with it. No one else noticed, but Davis said “I could not have lived with myself.” Got to give him props for his honesty I guess, but $400,000 certainly would have been enough to buy my conscience.

Jack Nicklaus: Tell me something I don't know.


Jack Nicklaus was interviewied by ESPN today and had the following comments on when Tiger Woods would appear in his first PGA golf event since the sex parade scandal broke out.

“I suspect he'll play something before Augusta. Your guess is as good as mine. I would be very surprised if he didn't play something before Augusta.


Before I comment on Jack I just want to say one thing. I completely agree. Tiger will be back at or before the Masters.

I just want to say one thing. The coordinators of the Masters do not want Tiger to show. The Masters is the last great sporting event that focuses on the actual venue. Everyone cares about Augusta. There is never a circus at Augusta. The players appreciate the course and make the tournament about the course. It's all about the green jacket and who wins it. That's why people watch. The tournament directors know this. They want to continue this tradition. If Tiger decides to return they realize it will ruin the tradition. The tournament will become about Tiger and not the "Masters." However, if he wants to come back they can't tell him now because he'll pull ratings.

As much as that sucks for them. It's going to happen. Tiger will be back for the Masters. He'll be back. He's not going to miss a major. He needs to play as many majors so he can catch Jack. Regardless of what the directors say Tiger is the sport. Not the masters. Not Augusta.

Anyway, on to Jack's comments.

Why does Jack need to even mention this. The whole fucking world knows Tiger will be at the Masters. Everyone knows he'll play one or two events before for a warm up. He's not an idiot. He's going to play an event or two to get ready and quite honestly there's a chance he wins one of those events plus the Masters. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he won every event he entered this year just so he could say fuck you to all his doubters. He's simply the best and that's what the best does.

Quick thought: If Tiger comes back what do you think the odds will be that he wins the Masters? I bet he'll be the odds on favorite.

Exactly. Enough said. He's the best and will continue to be the best.

No matter where he fucking plays and who he decides to fuck.

John Daly: Underwear Model?


John Daly has a new endorsement deal to go with those outrageously loud pants.

He also will be hawking underwear.

Slix, an online company that began four months ago, says the two-time major winner will endorse its line of Slix Closer boxer briefs. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

Daly has lost over 100 pounds after lap-band surgery a year ago. He no longer has his PGA Tour card, but has played four times this year and made his first cut last week in Mexico, before shooting 81 in the last round.


We all know that Tiger Woods has an image problem. Well, John Daly has just given the rest of the golf world an image problem too. As in an image that will problematically stick in everyone’s mind. Yikes.

Tough couple of months for the PGA, huh? First, the number 1 golfer in the world (and PGA Tour cash cow) turns out to be a man-whore. Now, golf’s biggest bad boy is gonna be strutting his fat ass around in his underwear. I wish this were a joke.

Hey, That's some PGA in my CSI

Recently, CBS's CSI franchise has been using athletes in cameo rolls in episodes of CSI. (CSI Miami used Lakers forward Pau Gasol and Former Indy Car/NASCAR driver Danica Patrick will be in a CSI: New York episode)

Well, yesterday's episode called, "Long Balls" had a golf-themed murder with special apperances by PGA pros: Rocco Mediate, Duffy Waldorff, and the always lovely Natalie Gulbis. There was also appearances from CBS golf announcers Gary McCord and David Feherty.

Here are some of the best clips from last night's show:









(Courtesy of Awful Announcing)

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