Carlos Zambrano Rips Cubs, Calls Them Triple-A Team

This season hasn't been the greatest for the Chicago Cubs and it's starting to get to pitcher, Carlos Zambrano.

Recently after the Cubs loss to Cardinals, Zambrano ripped into closer Carlos Marmol for giving up a game-winning home-run to Albert Pujols.

Zambrano then went onto rip into his team calling them a "AAA Team":



(Courtesy of CSN Chicago)

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"Zambran-O's", The Slightly Racist Cereal

The above video is what many people would like to call, "a good idea gone bad with voice acting."

This is YouTube video by some Cubs fan touting the latest cereal craze, "Zambran-O's" in honor of Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano and yep, if your easily offended, don't watch the video.

Man, "Human Flesh" never sounded so tasty. (Sarcasm)

(Courtesy of Not Qualified to Comment)

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Field Trip Story to Come, Mike Fontenot Really Freaking Weird

First things first. Today Outside the Boxscore took a Field Trip to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Once I get all of the pictures uploaded to my computer there will be a post about our trip. Probably coming a little later today.

Secondly, I was reading some Yahoo Fantasy Info from Brad Evans and found out some very interesting stuff about Mike Fontenot of the Cubs regarding Carlos Zambrano and pre game rituals. Apparently before every game last year Zambrano would pretend to hammer a nail in Fontenot's head. And then somewhere in the season Zambrano began following that up with a piggy back around the dugout for Fontenot. When asked about it, Fontenot said, "I really can't remember where we got it from. It's just driving a nail into the ground, and then we implemented a thing where I jump on his back and he carries me to the promised land." Gotta love the wackiness, and I hope it keeps going this year too, maybe with some bat spinning added in.

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