Chat Roulette+Farmville=ChatVille....(Shoot Me Now)

"There’s a new Chatroulette spinoff in town: meet ChatVille. It’s a Facebook app that combines the basic video chat elements of Chatroulette with the game mechanics, badges and leveling up of casual games like FarmVille.

Just like in Chatroulette, you have the opportunity to get paired up with a total stranger — but since the app can also take advantage of your Facebook social graph, you can also invite specific friends to chat with you as well. Plus, in chatting with either strangers or friends, you have the opportunity to earn badges for specific actions, like taking your first screenshot or getting a “compliment” from another user."

Just when you thought Chat Roulette was dying out, Facebook has a miscarriage and pops out this piece of shit plug-in.  I don't know about everyone else out there but I hate Farmville more than anything.  If I could exterminate every virtual Farmville cow, dog, quack, meow, horse, sheep, and giraffe, toss them in a blender, drink it, and liquid shit it out, I would.  Regardless of that makes sense or not, Farmville huffs dick!  It rape's the shit out of my newsfeed and we all know that a man's newsfeed is the staple to a successful day.  

After reading this article, I of course was interested and decided to take this ChatVille shit to the dance.  Contradictory to my own opinions, I let this damn thing publish to my wall (but only for the sake of this blog).  Going in for the first time I was a bit nervous.  I'm not an experienced virtual farmer so I didn't want to be put on the spot.  Shitty part was, there are hardly any people in this "chat room" cause it's so new.  So I get 'linked(if thats what its called)' with this dude Alex.  I go in and ask this this Pokemon loving fool, "Horses or Cows?"  Kid says horses and then goes on to talking about Unicorns and shit.  No different than chat roulette, except I didn't get e-fucked by a creepy old dick. I'm not convinced this kid was into the whole talk about Farmville shit as much as he wanted to talk about how he's going pro in Pokemon and how they aren't a dead fad, but they're coming back. Sure, fine with me.  I just hope next time I hit this ChatVille shit up I don't start seeing horse dongs or cow testes...

ChatVille it up HERE.

Read full article HERE on Mashable.  

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Ricky Martin: Livin’ La Vida Homo

In a candid blog posted on his Web site, singer Ricky Martin comes out, revealing that he is gay.

Ricky spoke about his fears, writing: "Many people told me: 'Ricky it's not important,’ 'it's not worth it,’ 'all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse,’ 'many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature.' Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions."

The "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer continues, "These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed."

The father of twins ended his blog post writing, "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

Mark it down. March 29, 2010: the day Ricky Martin officially came out of the closet. Can’t say I’m surprised. If you were to predict homosexuality on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Chuck Norris and Eminem, and 10 being Adam Lambert, Ricky Martin was at least an 8 or a 9, right?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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Are these the gayest Shoes you've ever seen?

Kobe Does It Again...

"Nicknamed the “Black Mamba“, Kobe Bryant’s favorite movie and lethal nickname provided the inspiration behind the Big Nike High and Auto Flight High below. In addition to being an incredibly dangerous snake, “Black Mamba” was also the nickname for of the most deadly member of the “Deadly Viper Assassination Squad”, played by Uma Thurman.

The Big Nike High’s colorway is quite obvious with the upper also receiving a splattering of blood – most likely from the blade of a Hattori Hanzo sword! The Auto Flight High comes with a mixed nubuck/leather upper and a classy vulcanized bottom.

The in-soles also feature Black Mamba’s infamous “Death List”, with a little Kobe-twist to it. Last year’s NBA championship defeat was over the Boston Celtics – leaving Ray Allen and Paul Pierce to be the first 2 names crossed off Kobe’s list. Will #’s 3, 4, and 5 be next?"

Well Kobe you did it again. When you're not raping chicks you're endorsing gay hollywood shoes.  I mean do you really call yourself the "Black Mamba"?  If so, I'm out of the loop cause I've never heard Gasol yell out, "Hey Black Mamba, pass this huge spanish dork the rock!"  On top of the fact these shoes suck more dick than Perez Hilton, you put a "Kill List" on the bottom sole! Really?  Realllllllly Kobe? #1 on the list, Ray Allen, and #2, Paul Pierce! I'm not 100% sure, but last time I checked the Lakers beat the Magic last year in the Finals (with the C's losing in the semis).  I completely understand the logic behind it though because the Lakers beat the Celtics in the 2008 NBA Finals.  Jimminy crickets what am I saying!  My fault I forgot.  The Celtics ran freight on Kobe and the rest of the Lakers  assholes beating them in smooth six.  
Moral of the story, get your facts straight Kobe and stick to raping chicks.  You've uncovered you're god given talent, and we can tell it ain't no shoe designin'!

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Is This Dude Serious?

Is this dude serious?  Yes, I said DUDE, as in a MAN was driving! I can't say I understand this bro's style on this one.  Last time I checked, dudes in NH don't drive around in pink caddy's on route 101.  The only plausible explanation for this would be if he was gambling in Vegas and pulled a "Rusty",

"Rusty: Well, four slot machines and I won four cars. You know, I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car."

Even giving this douche the benefit of the doubt, I still wonder if this homosexual act pulls in the pink?  And if I ever won a pink car in Vegas I'd probably pawn it off to a fine ass call girl in exchange for lifetime ZJ's in a penthouse suite at the Wynn.

What's the verdict freshies? On a scale of 1 to this dude should be castrated, should this dude be castrated?

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