This video pretty much speaks for itself. I won't divulge any of the punny goodness, but let's just say Bill Lobley could've used an assist. This wasn't a slam dunk. You get the two points. The puns come fast and dry, like the martini Lobley compares to UConn. Why run this wholly depressing one man party? Why, especially when we could be running the rat basketball final four? Because it presents an opportunity to run some old school Celebrity Deathmatch. See, Lobley, before throwing killer parties in what can only be described as the antechamber of Outside the Lines hell, used to do voice for many of the MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch characters. The outcome is fairly contrived (you saw some of Rodman's moves on that Gotta Love a Gimmick) and the jokes obvious (the Worm in a dress), but still you can't hate on the clay-tastic awesomeness of Rodman vs. "Mikey". Let's get it on!
Gotta love the ripping on Jordan for product placement, but he always did it with the kind of irony that maybe Lebron lacks. But that's Epochrypha stuff. Gotta also love the "guess you know who one." Lotsa puns in this one too. Hope you brought a belt with extra buckle. Good fight; good night!
Cutting the Nets with Bill Lobley
