Usually, we find some out of work TV writers to write us their top 5 lists. In the end, we dispose and make our own anyway
1) Ali Larter: This week’s number one is Ali Larter who has a new movie coming out this Friday called, “Obsessed” where she plays a temp who is obsessed with her new boss played by Idris Elba.
Beyonce stars as Elba’s wife and promises an intense ending cat-fight scene between her and Ali Larter near the end of the movie.
Since we do not want Jay-Z to kick our asses, Larter is number #1 for this week
2) Who is Tim Tebow?: No, I’m sorry the answer was not Tim Tebow. Ken Jennings Pwned.
3) Chris Bosh parody of The Hills: You just need to watch it, nuff said.
4) Derrick Rose: Rose won the NBA Rookie of the Year award. OJ Mayo and Brook Lopez got nothing and liked it. Kevin Love, really did not like it and still got nothing.
5) Chicago Cubs Cat: Now, who do you got in a fight: Citi Field Cat or Wrigley Field Cat?
Stuff that missed the cut: Lindsay Soto’s cleavage, Reefer Madness caught up to Percy Harvin, Charles Barkley with Daisy Dukes on, and MLB Umpire Kerwin Danley wobbles and falls over.
The Top 5: Sometimes being “Obsessed” is a good thing
