The Ideal Job

I have finally decided what my ideal job is: surrogate mother to the Red Wings' players. I could see me having a similar demeanor as the Oracle in the Matrix movies. I would make them chocolate chip cookies, listen to their problems, help them through their homesickness, and tell them to get their F****** heads out of their F****** asses and start playing hockey like the champions they are! I'd be good at my job.

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