Me (to K): While we're in Vegas, let's do something we will never forget. Let's renew our wedding vows and have an Elvis impersonator officiate!
K: I definitely don't want an IMPERSONATOR!
Me: Well, the real one is in Arkansas or with Steven King in Maine, so I doubt he'll come just to officiate our renewal.
K (in mock seriousness): Why wouldn't he?
Don't we just have the most STIMULATING conversations? :)
