This just REALLY made me laugh! From Postcards From Yo Momma.
Backstory: My dad is VERY particular about his car and keeps it very clean.
Mom: you better call your father asap
Me: why what happened?
Mom: i didn’t see the car on the driveway when i pulled in the van and smashed it through the garage door
Me: holy s*** are you okay
Mom: your father isn’t
Me: why
Mom: he was in the car cleaning the windows
