No this isn't me. But this is what I am really enjoying at the moment. Stand Up Paddle-board (SUP) surfing. I hate exercising, it is mind-numbingly boring, even more so when you do it at the gym (I tried that torture for a year). SUP surfing is the perfect workout. You only need small waves, ones most surfers aren't interested in so you can often get a small clean break to yourself.
When the swell is smaller in the summer it is ideal - rather than moaning about the lack of waves you can get out on the water - even if it's only for a paddle - and give those thighs a good workout. It uses most muscles in the body, unlike surfing which is more specialised. I reckon that apart from the age difference and the tits, I will soon look like Wonder Woman, with a 12-pack and buns of steel!!