"ROCHESTER — Police charged a local woman early Monday morning on allegations she was driving while intoxicated when her vehicle rolled over, struck a mailbox and landed back on its tires before driving away from the scene.
Police received a call before 3 a.m. reporting a vehicle had struck a mailbox at 107 Franklin St. around 15 minutes earlier. Upon arriving, officers found a large quantity of vehicle parts and other items that appeared to have come from inside a vehicle strewn about along with a damaged mailbox and post, police said.
Based on some of the items located at the scene, police were directed to a nearby residential complex where they located a blue 1997 Subaru Impreza with extensive damage. Based on the damage, it appeared the vehicle went into a nearby ditch after striking the mailbox and rolled over. Police said the vehicle came to rest upright on its tires and the driver continued to drive home.
Police identified the driver as Leighanne Page, 21, of Rochester after making contact with her at her residence a little after 3 a.m., Lt. Paul Toussaint said. She was charged with DWI and conduct after an accident. Police did not provide a street address for Page.
Toussaint declined to say how police determined she was intoxicated while driving the car, saying only that it was revealed through the investigation. "
I wish there was a way to take a saw-zall and cut Rochester right out of the granite slate of a state we live on. If someone could honestly tell me the last time something positive came out of Rochester I would be more than willing to reconsider my proposal, but until then I say get them the ph out! Back to the story on hand though...
First of all, my immediate reaction when I saw this chick was that she was 16, turns out she's 21, but sports the brain a warrior! This chick legit cranked the shit out of her car like it was a damn Tyco RC Monster Wheels Car. Obviously this broad didn't pay attention in drivers ed where they teach you the golden rule; If you're going to crash your car hammered and keep going, at least make a detour to McDonald's late night so you can dispose of the "large quantity of vehicle parts and other items that appeared to have come from inside a vehicle strewn about along with a damaged mailbox and post." Young adults these days just are blessed with the piece of mind I was blessed with as a 21 yr old lad.
Lastly, I am curious as to why the police report did not choose to release the girls BAC level? Was it really that bad? I mean she couldn't have been drunker than the drunk hick on his john deer, could she? Nevertheless, this chick defines Ratard and once again emphasizes why we should dynamite the shit out of Rochester and put in a casino or something tit.
