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--4:35 PM, in-laws drove by residence making hand jestures

Whoa--family problems!


--5:00 PM, two lawn chairs, not resident's, left in yard during the night

WHY call the cops????


--5:23 AM, drunken man in hot tub refusing to leave

Okay, for THIS I probably would call the cops, too. And what the hell was he doing at 5:23 in the morning, DRUNK???


--9:30 AM, vehicle rummaged through, nothing taken

If nothing was taken, why call the cops?


--3:27 PM, caller reports her ceramic pig is in the river

I have no words.

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