I think I have finally figured out why I haven't gotten to see a Red Wings' game in person: K is scared to take me. He wouldn't admit any of this if he was asked, of course, but here are the reasons why:
1. He is afraid I might embarrass him by being loud and obnoxious.
Okay, I know I'm that way at home, but out in public the only way I would be very loud is if I was in the middle of a group of like-minded fans. And we WOULD be at Joe Louis Arena, so I suppose he might have a point. I WOULDN'T, for example, dare to be too loud if I was in the Xcel Center--too many Wild fans!
2. He is afraid I would give my opinion about the refs--over and over and over again.
This is another thing I do--AT HOME. I would hesitate in public, unless I was in the middle of like-minded fans. ;) However, I WOULD have to have a few good remarks in my arsenal to use should the situation arise.
3. He worries that I would max out my credit cards buying Wing merchandise.
Now, I have three credit cards with very high limits, so I don't see THAT happening. However, I know I WOULD do some major damage with one of them, so he might have a point.
4. And most of all, he is afraid I would hunt down and destroy ANY player that would dare hit my Baby Boy!
Come on now, as if I could even FIND a player after the game. But that wouldn't stop me from trying, right? :D
Despite all of this, I'm shooting for next season to get to the Joe--and I will do ALL in my power to make this happen. GO WINGS!!!!
Yeah, He's Scared ;)
