BREAKING NEWS: CAV'S ACQUIRE SEBASTIAN TELFAIR!

Shotgun Slangin' Sebastian

All this buzz about Antawn Jamison going to Cleveland, but Sebastian Telfair is really the key in this deal.  I'm pretty sure Danny Ainge paid off Telfair to jack up the chemistry in the Cleveland locker room.   We all know Sebass packs the heat.  Hey, ya never know maybe he'll go Gilbert on them and bring a 9 milli into the locker room to show off to Lebron, Lebron gets caught with it, charged with illegal possession of firearms, suspended indefinitely by D-Sterny, sentenced directly to the slammer bypassing the court system, just in time for the Celtics to make a run in the NBA playoffs...ANYTHINGS POSSIBLEEEEEEE (making KG face while yelling).

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