Bono, lead singer of U2, is famous for being more than just a ilttle self-righteous. At a recent concert in Glasgow he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Still holding the audience in complete silence, he said:
'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'
From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:
'Well fucking stop doin' it then ya evil bastard.'
(courtesy of Dianne, thanks)
