--10:20 PM, juveniles trying to push over a port-a-john, port-a-john stood back up
I can only think of "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down." This just paints quite a mind picture for me. :D
--5:53 AM, vehicle burning in parking lot, vehicle gone upon arrival
I really have nothing. I can't imagine how a burning vehicle managed to be 'gone upon arrival.'
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