Anyone who thought the Browns were down and out, especially with Josh Cribbs holding out, worry no more. The Browns have signed Alex Mack. If you didn't read the combine results on the incredible Mack, here's what I found on wikipedia:
"Alex" Mack (Larisa Oleynik) – The main character. Having developed superpowers in a freak chemical spill (GC-161) accident (telekinesis, electrokinesis, and the ability to morph into a liquid puddle), Alex is hardly what one would call an "average" girl. Generally caring and friendly, although somewhat naïve at times, Alex struggles to get through life in the only way she can.
Impressive, no? Any time the Steelers defense is about to sack Brady Quinn, Mack can just use telekinesis to move one of his buddies over there for the block. And the Browns could use someone caring and friendly in the locker room, especially with Cribbs unhappy and the previous incidents like Joe Jurevicius and his staph infection. Maybe Alex is naive, but that'll happen with just about any rookie when he first enters the league, and it's nothing the Browns veterans can't handle. I wonder how Alex would utilize that puddle morphing ability though, and I can't think of any way that isn't kind of gross. Guess we'll find out the hard way.
Browns Sign First Round Pick Alex Mack, Kel Loves Orange Soda
