I want to be a feisty little old lady when I grow up. Just like THIS lady from Not Always Right:
(I’m checking out my last customer, a little old lady, before covering a break when another customer starts unloading his stuff into the register. Note that I’ve shut off my light and put a “lane closed” sign up.)
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, my lane is closed. I have to go to another department and cover a break.”
Other customer: “Well, isn’t that just f***ing convenient for you!”
(Right on cue, the little old lady I was helping turns to the other customer.)
Little old lady: “Who the h*** peed in your cornflakes this morning?!”
Other customer: *storms off*
(I hugged the lady and she is now a regular of mine.)
I think "Who the hell peed in your cornflakes this morning?" is my newest favorite thing to say! :)
