I haven't done these in far too long, so here is a few month's worth of our police logs. Enjoy!
--8:15 AM, neighbor honks car horn at different times of night for no reason
Fight, fight, fight!!! Kind of passive/aggressive, isn't this?
--10:40 PM, report of male subject streaking in the area
The 60s called--you're WAY late with your fads.
--10:38 PM, report of a disorderly drunk male kicked out of business
--12:15 AM, drunk male subject from earlier returned and tried to get back into business, warned to leave and not drive
And WHY would the cops WARN the drunk not to drive? Why not just drive him home?
--11:01 AM, vacant home, reported at police station
Is it illegal to have a house be empty? I don't understand.
--3:00 AM, possible stolen car, vehicle was taken by husband, not stolen
I sense a failure to communicate.
--11:30 AM, suspicious odor, tracked to Department of Public Works compost site
Yeah, I'm sure that would smell.
--9:34 AM, suspicious situation, found cloths and other items in a closet
And just WHERE do YOU store your 'cloths and other items?'
And finally:
--4:52 AM, caller reports being put on the Internet without permission by unknown subject
Oooooooooookay.
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