Usually, we ask out barista to create our top five lists but she usually just screws up our orders. I wanted a mocha soy latte, damn it!
1) Erin Andrews: Well, everyone’s favorite sideline reporter Erin Andrews comes in at number one for this week.
Miss Andrews was the sideline reporter for the Scripps Spelling Bee in Washington D.C. which just shows more of her versatility. (At least five dudes, wish for a minute they could be a 12 year old Indian kid)
Then she reveals that she wants to be on “Dancing with the Stars.” Let’s see an attractive sideline reporter who wants to dance in scandalous dresses. It’s your move, ABC. You know what the right call is here. Think how many EA fanboys would tune in.
Also, I did take four years of ballroom dancing, just so you know ABC.
2) The Stanley Cup Finals: The 2009 Stanley Cup Finals are a re-match of last year Stanley Cup Finals when the Detroit Red Wings beat the Pittsburgh Penguins in seven games.
Maybe there might be a different outcome this time, it is Detroit after all.
3) Play him off Keyboard Cat: The viral video takes has taken the nation by storm for the past couple of months ranks in at number three.
I remember I had some witty retort on some level, crap. What was it? “Play me off, Keyboard Cat.”
4) Taylor Swift: Everyone's favorite country music singer, Taylor Swift has had some problems with love and well, has a strange way of dealing with it. From a published report, we learn that country musician Taylor Swift allegedly burns pictures of her ex-boyfriends.
This is either really creepy or really creepy. I have heard from some female friends throw-away their man’s stuff but not to this extent.
I think this is where the hot/crazy scale comes into effect.
5) FC Barcelona: Sure FC Barcelona beat Manchester United to win the UEFA Champions title by the score of 2-0.
I think the question that everyone is asking is, “Did David Beckham play?”
Stuff that missed the cut: Lakers advance to the NBA Finals, Someone wants Man-Ram to be an All-Star, Trey Hillman spits, Carlos Zambrano attacks helpless Gatorade Tank, Shaq and Ben Stein Comcast Commercial Outtakes, Ron Artest still talking on his video blog, WWE Lakers beat WWE Nuggets and Jose Canseco gets beat up by 7’2 South Korean
The Top 5: Dancing with Erin Andrews
