Jersey Shore Makes Its Fist-Pumpin’ Return July 29

Let the GTL'ing begin: The new season of "Jersey Shore" will premiere Thursday, July 29, the network announced Thursday.

Using its own MTV News website to "break" the story, MTV confirmed what's been known for months-- namely, that season two will shoot in Miami. But it turns out the network plans to return to the Shore for the second half of the season.

So it's like "Jersey Shore: Road Trip!" meets "Jersey Shore: Back to the Beach." It's two, two, two "Jersey Shores" in one.

MTV also cleared up what that casting website that went live is all about. Apparently the network wants "the option of adding new cast members" to season two. Maybe they're worried Snooki or Pauly D will get arrested or demand more money during the production.

"It's like a big family reunion after all this time," Tony DiSanto, MTV's president of programming, told the website his company owns. "We couldn't be more excited that the whole group is back together in Miami and that they'll be going back to Jersey when the sun heats up."

Mark your calendars: July 29. You won’t want to miss the return of everyone’s favorite guidos and guidettes (as well as those imposters, J-Woww and Snooki). Although, if you do miss it, you can catch the rerun on MTV at least 26 times before the 2nd episode airs a week later.

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Jersey Shore to Write A Book?

LATimes: See JWoww. See Ronnie. See them tan. See them party. See them write a book. Yes, Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro of MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be bringing us "Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore," courtesy of St. Martin's Press and, we assume, some people who can actually type words. The paperback will be available in July, Publishers Weeklyreports -- just in time to be read at the beach! And, gosh, right around the show's summer second season premiere! What a fortunate coincidence. Why those two? Perhaps they weren't getting paid enough simply to exist in public. And we assume the publisher didn't want to nickname it a "booki."

So let me get this straight. Ronnie and JWoww are going to write a book? Is that serious? It sure seems like it. The thing that gets me however the title is going to be "Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore," yet Ronnie fell in love at the Jersey Shore. JWoww wanted to fall in love at the Jersey Shore, but couldn't because she had a boyfriend. I just don't get it. A better choice by this publishing company would have been to get Vinny to write a in-depth book analyzing each and every character on the show and give us incite on just how crazy they are.

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"Jersey Shore Couture"- Talent Couture

Warning: This song is terrible...

BUT....

Fact: If you enjoy watching the Jersey Shore you will most likely have a higher respect for this jam.

Scoop It Here! (Get free tan w/ download)

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Bienvenido A Miami Jersey Shore

 

TMZ- "Season two of the popular MTV reality will film in Florida, according to the Miami Herald. The production company behind the show has been scouting locations in Miami since last month, as TMZ first reported.  

A source close to the show tells TMZ they will begin filming before the month is out."

Unfortunately the second season of MTV's leading reality show, Jersey Shore, will not take place in South Boston, but rather in Miami.  Regardless of where season 2 is filmed, you can guarantee we'll be in for another eight plus weeks of ridiculous antics.  All I can hope is that Will Smith locks down the theme for this season.

"Party in the city where the heat is on. 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn 

Welcome to miami (bienvenido a miami) 

Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn. 

I'm going to miami, welcome to miami"

"How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds."- Vinny

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Steve Williams trying to bring the heat!

Tiger Woods' caddie claims he's "mad" at his boss -- and wants everyone to know that he didn't have a damn thing to do with Tiger's cheating ways.

Steve Williams -- Tiger's caddie for 11years -- told New Zealand's "60 Minutes" that the scandal has "been the most difficult time of my life, no two ways about it, because every single person believed that I should know or did know or had something to do with it."

Williams added, "I knew nothing, that's my answer. I don't have to clarify or extend that answer, I knew nothing." In fact, Williams claims he would have blown the whistle had he known what Tiger was up to.

Williams told the show that he's still furious with Tiger, saying "Of course I'm mad at him, why would you not be? I'm close with his wife and he's got two lovely children."

The caddie claims he's not turning his back on Tiger, adding "When you're a true friend of somebody, that's when somebody needs your support and need you the most. That's when you don't walk away. Tiger's one of my closest friends and he needs my support right now and I'd never think of walking away."


Ok, so let me try to understand this. Steve Williams is mad at Tiger Woods. Steve Williams is mad at Tiger Woods. Well, guess what Steve get in line. Everyone is mad at Tiger Woods for his infidelities.

And I know what your up too. Your claiming to be mad at Tiger for the cheating scandal. You're trying to paint this image in everyone's mind that you didn't know Tiger was boozing and fucking before tournaments. Unfortunately we see right through you. The only reason you are mad is because he's not playing because when Tiger doesn't play you don't get paid.

How the fuck can you be mad at Tiger? It makes no sense. You carry his fucking clubs a few times a year and rake in the dough. A matter of fact, I bet you'd be like 10th on the money list for earnings in a year. You stand around and wash Tiger Woods balls and get paid.

Give me a break Steve, shut up. We all know you were right there with Tiger get hammered and banging broads. You were right there with him just like Dj Pauly D was with The Situation.

One more thing Steve, grow a pair of balls. You go on 60 minutes in New Zealand and talk about this? What are you a pussy. If your really mad at Tiger why don't you come to the USA and vent your frustration.

Check out the video right here: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/04/tiger-woods-caddie-steve-williams-pissed-mad-upset-60-minutes/

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Bar Rafaeli's Cooch : Mike "The Situation's" Neck

Coincidentally, Bar Rafaeli was todays Daily Dip and what do you know, "The Situation" does what he does best and pulls a robbery on Fresh2DeathDaily! Life just ain't fair is it.  To make it even worse, he feels the need to take his pants off along with his Ed Hardy Tee?  C'mon Mike, we all know you got a grotesque 12 pack, but keep your baby carrot dick behind the demin.   

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Brian ScalaBRAAAAne Goes Guido Tomorrow Morning

Here's a little picture I doctored up to predict what Brian Scalabrine might look like after he sprays himself orange tomorrow morning (Wednesday) on 98.5 The Sports Hub.  As many of you probably know by now, Scal lost a bet to Turner and Rich on the Sports Hub Morning show.  As a result, the world will witness a spray tanned irishmen for the Celtics/Cavs game on Thursday evening.   Don't worry if you're not local, the game will be nationally televised on TNT.  

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DJ Pauly D Planting His Turntables In Boston?

"Season two of "Jersey Shore" might be looking for a new locale, but we know Pauly D will be spending part of his summer in good ol' Boston.
Pauly D's got a new gig spinning at a club in Beantown called Royale. The club opens next month in the space that used to be the Roxy and is said to be the biggest club in all of Boston.
We're told Pauly, who is from nearby Rhode Island, will start up in May with the hope that things go well and the gig will turn into a more permanent (and lucrative one). Famous DJs like Paul Oakenfeld and David Guetta are expected to land gigs there as well.
Dave Ralph, a management consultant for the club, tells TMZ they are looking to bring a Miami feel to Boston -- and apparently a guido feel as well."

Well thank God for this news.  I have been debating whether or not I'm going to make the big move into the Bean this summer.  I keep telling myself I'm not moving unless I find a new job...one that requires my expensive college degree, blah blah blah.  Thank God for Pauly D right?  He's gotta be one of the most clutch reality TV stars of all time.  Since the finale of season one he has been touching lives all across America.  Spinning on the reg, DJPD knows how to keep it true to his character.  If this club manages to give Boston a "Miami feel" I don't see how season 3 could be anywhere but Boston.  GTL bitches, cya this summer at Royale.  

P.S. I just realized this place is hiring...maybe I could kill 2 birds with one stone...

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Angelina For Season 2?

"Jersey Shore" alleged cast member Angelina is far from being a sure thing for Season 2 -- even though she says she signed a new contract. 

Sources involved in the negotiation tell TMZ that the contract Angelina signed is actually a holding deal -- meaning she's agreed to appear on the show, but MTV still has an option to exercise the contract -- or not.

Translation -- Angelina received a holding fee, but MTV can decide down the line whether they want her on the show. If they don't, Angelina will walk away with her holding money -- and that's it.

MTV -- smartly we might add -- is hedging its bet as they map out Season 2 production. The network might be interested in our TMZ poll -- 87% of our readers say they don't want Angelina back. "

As we all know by now, MTV will begin production for a second season of The Jersey Shore in the coming months.  One of the major underlying issues is whether or not Angelina, who left the show after 3 days, will return for Season 2.  I mean I'm not sure what MTV is debating, ANGELINA DOES GREAT THINGS(click her face-first row all the way on the right on the soundboard).  I mean she has to be one of the biggest bitches in the history of Reality TV right?  On the other hand, the show was extremely successful without her, but I always wonder how things might have been different if she stayed.  Would she have gotten punched instead of Snookers?  Would she have been a victim of "The Situation"?  Could she have handled the antics of Atlantic City?  So many questions left unanswered.  I say bring the bitch back with a clause in her contract that says she has to be the biggest piece of shit on the shore(or wherever it takes place) just so people have someone to hate on.  That's right, I love everyone on the show.  It almost feels like they're family by now and I need someone to hate on when things go wrong...Angelina.  So MTV, if you really want to stir up some drama, bring back Angelina along with her equally retarded boyfriend so Ronnie can administer a few more "One Shot Kid!" knockout blows!

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Jersey Shore shit-talker is Racist? Wants a rematch?

So apparently the dude that got lit up by Ronnie "I say BRO more than anyone" Magro, left traces on the internet of racist remarks towards the black MTV security guards that broke up the fight. I mean initially I thought this guy was in it just for the attention, but this whole racist Facebook posting along with his previous statement saying he was sucker punched and wanted a rematch with the fist pumping king?  Come on dude, you got your wanna be tough/guid-ass publicly gift wrapped on national Television...and now you're requesting a rematch.  You were antagonizing the hell out of the guy and you say you got sucker punched? Rule of thumb, if you're going to talk shit to the biggest meathead outta the BROnx, you might want to double check what you're packing before you step.  Sweet jesus did I really just defend someone on the Jersey Shore?

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The Girls of Jersey Shore take in Los Angeles Kings Affair

When I first heard of the idea of Jersey Shore on MTV, I legitimately thought this might be the stupidest idea that I ever heard.

However, it has now gained a cult following and even it's stars have become stars in the their own right.

During last night's Kings-Ducks affair, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Angelina "Jolie" Pivarnick took in the game was then interviewed by FSN West's Patrick O'Neal. First Snooki couldn't find the camera and then the interview got the level of awkwardness that few interviews get too.

(Courtesy of Life in Hockeywood)

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