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Showing posts with label Brian Scalabrine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brian Scalabrine. Show all posts

Brian ScalaSprayMe...Check


As promised, Scal follows through and is no longer the whitest irishmen in the NBA.  Pictures courtesy of 98.5, The Sports Hub, "Get that man a tan"!  Make sure to tune in to TNT Thursday evening for the Celtics/Cavaliers game to see the bronzed bimbo live. 

Brian ScalaBRAAAAne Goes Guido Tomorrow Morning


Here's a little picture I doctored up to predict what Brian Scalabrine might look like after he sprays himself orange tomorrow morning (Wednesday) on 98.5 The Sports Hub.  As many of you probably know by now, Scal lost a bet to Turner and Rich on the Sports Hub Morning show.  As a result, the world will witness a spray tanned irishmen for the Celtics/Cavs game on Thursday evening.   Don't worry if you're not local, the game will be nationally televised on TNT.  

Brothers From the Same Mother?




I can’t get over how much these two guys look like each other. If Doc replaced Scal with Michael Rapaport, do you think anyone would notice? Sure, Scal’s got a couple of inches (6’-9” to 6’-4”), and Rapaport’s got a few years (39 to 31), but there can’t possibly be that much difference in athleticism. I can’t wait ‘til Scal retires and goes heads up against Rapaport in the Celebrity All-Star Game. I mean, can you think of anything funnier than watching these two clowns guard each other in a basketball game?

But seriously, I think the Celtics might benefit from making this switch. Despite a Scal-ian line of 4 points and 1 rebound, Rapaport won the MVP of the Celebrity All-Star Game over the weekend for playing stifling D on 2-time reigning MVP Terrell Owens. When’s the last time Scal stifled anything (other than his own brain inside that thick red-headed skull of his)?

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