Shannon Sharpe with a Vuvuzela, Shannon Sharpe with a Vuvuzela!

On the level of things I wouldn't expect to see, Shannon Sharpe with a Vuvuzela is pretty high on that list until yesterday.

CBS pregame host James Brown was chatting with former NFL general manager Charlie Casserly about the possibility of more NFL games overseas and then Shannon Sharpe busted out the goods:



Finally, somewhere for that hot air to go.

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Sanda Crowned "Soul Survivor", Parvarti Still Hot As Hell

(Left to Right: Parvati "I should do Playboy" Shallow, Russell "killer bald spot" Hantz, Sanda "Family first" Diaz-Twine)

"Soul Survivor"- Jeezy ft. Akon: Download

So for all you Survivor Junkies, honesty prevailed in the 20th season of CBS's hit show, while Sanda scooped the check

for a milli, while Russell is still busy getting arrested for battery, and Parvati is looking like the Honey Dip we once tagged her as. Quite honestly I considered cutting my ties with Survivor after Boston Rob got voted off earlier this season, but then I came to my senses and realized there was just too much booty to give it up. So to you Parvarti Shallow, you can thank youself for keeping up CBS' Neilson ratings, even after the dips started dropping.

If you're interested in checking out more Survivor Hotties, hit up Coed Magazine's "Survivor Babe's: the Real All-Stars" spot. 

P.S. Props to Sandra for burning Russell's sacred robin hood hat on the last day...

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When NCAA Basketball 2010 integrated CBS, I Jizzed in my Pants

Let's be honest, most of us associate the NCAA college basketball tourney with CBS and finally EA Sports has answered the call by adding CBS integration to their NCAA 2010 edition.

Not only did they give you that, the announcers for this year's game is Gus Johnson and Bill Raftery meaning essentially that the audio on your television might collapse from the constant screaming.

So kudos to EA sports, now it gives me an opportunity to show these classic Gus and Raft clips.





(Courtesy of Awful Announcing)

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Today's Moment of Zen: Conan's string dance in the NFL

In today's moment of Zen, Conan O'Brien has his final "Late Show" tonight and we would like to pay tribute to him and his "string dance."

We flashback to week eight of the NFL season where the Houston Texans took on the Cincinatti Bengals. Houston wide receiver David Anderson received the pass and went on to do the string dance.

Very sadly, CBS announcers Gus Johnson and Steve Tasker had no idea what was it. Oh well, good luck on "The Tonight Show" Conan.

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