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Showing posts with label Ray Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ray Allen. Show all posts

Dwayne Wade Breaks Ray Allen's Ankles

The Miami Heat have taken a 2-0 series over the Boston Celtics in their second round match-up in the NBA playoffs.

During the game, Miami's Dwayne Wade treated Ray Allen to a nice cross-over and Allen met with the Miami hardwood floor:



Broken Ankles!!!!!

Let's go Celtics!


Game 3 starts in about an hour. Enjoy Senor Fresh's remix to Whatever We Like before the game and let's hope Kevin dominates the paint, Paul gets to the line, Ray pops threes, and Rondo triple dubs the Celtics to a 3-0 series lead.

Ray Allen Can't Take His Eyes Off Of Marisa Miller

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller attended last night's Chicago Bulls-Boston Celtics game and was pulled out of the audience to do a skit with Chicago's mascot, Benny the Bull.

Miller thought that she would be doing a mock photo shoot but Benny decided to turn the tables on her.

However, the real gem of this clip is Celtics guard Ray Allen who does not take his eyes off this performance.



(Courtesy of That NBA Lottery Pick)

Doc Rivers may leave Celtics in off-season



Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers is leaning toward leaving the team after this season, sources told the Boston Herald, but he told the newspaper Tuesday that no final decision had been made about his future.

There had been rumors in seasons past about the 48-year-old Rivers stepping down, and once again it's the tug of his family life -- not another NBA coaching opportunity -- that may pull him away.

Family first. You know at first when I look at this article I said to myself it makes perfect sense for Doc to leave the Celtics after this season. He has three seniors, one in college and two in high school. One of his sons is one of the best high school basketball players and will be starting his college career. He doesn't want to miss this time in his son's life. He needs to be there for his son. To help his son and watch his son achieve success. Then, you know I actually sat down and thought about it for a minute. Family first. That phrase is used all the time in this situation, but what about the Celtic family?

Back when the Celtics signed Doc to a contract to coach the team I thought it was a horrible decision. I did not think Doc was the right man for a job. He was fired from the Orlando Magic for his inability to create a winner. There was no denying Doc could coach the young guys and develop them, but he was not a proven winner. Secondly he was not a Celtic. Doc was an Atlanta Hawk, he had been through the battles through out the 80s against the Celtics and should have hated them. Why would a Hawk be a good fit for the Celtics? There was so many ex-Celtics out there dying for a job, why didn't Danny give one of them a shot. Instead, he chose an Atlanta Hawk to bring back the Celtic pride? Give me a fucking break, right?

Then Doc went on to lead the Celtics to a championship with the aid of Danny Ainge trading for Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen. There was some Doc supporters who said Doc deserved praise for taking a bunch of players who had never played together and turn them into a championship winning team. There was also a flip side who said the team didn't even need a coach. They were so talented they were going to win the championship no matter what. Especially since Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, and Paul Pierce wanted it so badly.

I was on neither side. I was 50/50. I thought Doc did what he always did. Didn't lose a game for the Celtics that year, but most certainly didn't win a game. He does a solid job year in and year out. You get exactly what you want from Doc. Exactly what the team should do.

So it this brings me back to my original point. Family first. Doc River is choosing his family first. The Rivers family. That's why Danny should have hired a Celtic. If he had done that, family would never be a reason because the coach's family would have been the Celtics. Just before the ship sinks and the Celtics become even older than they look today, Rivers is going to bolt and claim he needs to be there for his kids.

And that my friends proves, Celtic tradition was not brought back with Banner 17. There is no Celtic Pride anymore. The team has shown that this season and now the coach will show it this off-season.

So Danny, do what is right for the Celtics and not for Doc. Don't let Doc sit around all off-season and try to decide. We don't need a Brett Favre saga here. When you get bumped out of the first or second round, tell Doc to go be with his kids like he wants to be. Get someone in here that will restore Celtic Pride. Someone that will infuse energy into the big 3. Someone that will tell Rasheed Wallace to stop shooting threes and get down low. Someone who will call out Kendrick Perkins. Get someone in here with a vision. Someone who can win games when we least expect. Someone who will restore Celtic Pride.


Ugly, But Nevertheless A Win

"Make It rain, hall of fame, drive the lane, he got game, tell em Jesus Shuttlesworth is the name"

Anderson Varejao: Balls of Steel!



Anyone paying any attention to the NBA's final days knows that the Cleveland Cavaliers absolutely waxed the Boston Celtics in Sunday's ABC headliner. No real story there besides the aforementioned waxing. However, one of the small scuffles resulting from the flummoxing of the lean means in green was rather...well, quixotic. Rising from a rebound dust-up, Ray Allen threw an elbow towards Anderson Varejao's crotchal region. You can check out Varejao's William Wallace impersonation below. (My favorite part of the clip is Van Gundy calling it out as "fake confrontation" and suggesting they just drop the cage on 'em.) The jury's out whether it's a baller move not to be floored by that low blow or, y'know, a non-baller move. Above, however, is a dead-pan, live wire video I found on YouTube parodying this interaction. It's not quite Celebrity Deathmatch, but trust me, no one gets out of this "epic" (one of the video's tags) animation unscathed.



Sorry about the M.I.A. Epochrypha. Bit of a cold here keeping me tangled up in blue. Look for a new 'Poc in the next day or two.

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