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Derrick Rose Posterizes Joel Anthony - 2011 Eastern Conference Finals Game 4

The Chicago Bulls are now only one game away from being eliminated by the Miami Heat as they fell last night by the score of 101-93.

However for Bulls fans, Derrick Rose had an impressive highlight as Miami Joel Anthony was the victim on a Rose poster dunk:



(Courtesy of The Basketball Jones)

Eastern Conference Finals Playoffs Shirt, Bulls vs. Heat

Eastern Conference Finals Playoffs Shirts, Bulls Vs. Heat


The 2011 Eastern Conference Finals will be a highly contested and highly anticipated match up between two teams with plenty of star power. The three headed monster in Miami (Lebron James, Dewayne Wade, and Chris Bosh) face the Chicago Bulls led by NBA MVP Derrick Rose

With the winner of this playoffs series going on to the NBA Finals, both teams will be playing with everything on the line. Cheer on your favorite team with officially licensed 2011 Eastern Conference Finals playoffs apparel.

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    Chicago Bulls Six Time Champions Jacket - GIII Sports

    Derrick Rose has brought back the excitement in Chicago for NBA basketball, but that doesn't mean that fans have forgotten about the 6 NBA Championships that the Chicago Bulls won during the Michael Jordan era!

    Who could forget the cast of Bulls that made up the Championship years during the 90's? Jordan, Pippen, Grant, Kerr, Paxson, Rodman, etc...  Only the Los Angeles Lakers could even come close to matching what the Chicago Bulls accomplished during their dynasty run. Celebrate those magical Championship season with an officially licensed G-III Champions Jacket

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    Stay warm all season long while cheering on the Bulls in this one of a kind unique G-III jacket. If you call yourself a Bulls fan, this jacket is a must have piece for your wardrobe.

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    Derrick Rose MVP T-Shirt - Adidas

    There was little doubt who was the NBA MVP in 2011. Derrick Rose has emerged from a talented young point guard, to a talented young NBA superstar!  His on the court leadership and play-making ability has lifted Rose to another level.

    As Rose attempts to lead the Chicago Bulls to an NBA Championship, cheer on this young superstar in an officially licensed t-shirt. Made by Adidas.

    Derrick Rose MVP T-Shirt

    Derrick Rose Chicago Bulls MVP T-Shirt


    Features :
    • Officially Licensed Tee by the NBA
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    • Reinforced Collar - This helps the tee keep its shape to provide long lasting, comfortable wear.
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    2010-11 NBA MVP Has Been Kissed By A Rose

    When looking back on this season in professional basketball, the exemplary play of one special individual stands out from all his other cohorts. The theme that best defines what he has done this year can be best explained through a lyric from the R&B artist Seal.

    “Now that your rose is in bloom, a light hits the gloom on the gray.”

    While LeBron James and Dwight Howard are bright illuminations this season, the rose that is blooming over those two is none other than the Chicago Bulls’ own Derrick Rose. The former Memphis Tigers star is well on his way to winning his first MVP at the young age of 22.

    With his team in cruise control on their way to the top seed in the Eastern Conference, Rose is the driving force at getting them there. The trip upwards has been no easy drive for the point guard and his team. Other opponents were regarded as the favorites at the start of the 2010-11 season.

    The defending Eastern Conference champion Boston Celtics have one of the deepest lineups in the league and a roster filled with former (and current) All-Stars and MVP winners. There’s the Miami Heat, who were delegated as the team of the future and favorites in the East this year after the off season. The Orlando Magic have a plethora of shooters surrounding the most dominant big man in the game, who causes havoc in the paint on both ends of the court.

    Despite all that stood before them, it is the Bulls that are now the toast of the league and Rose deserves to reap the benefits of their 2010-11 success with the highest personal honor in the NBA: the Most Valuable Player award.

    What the young point guard has done this season can be classified as incredible, even possibly unheard of given what he has to work with. Although the Bulls were able to nab one of the top free agents during the off season in Carlos Boozer (who, by the way, is having his worst output statistically since 2005-06), this team didn’t have a huge makeover with their player personnel. Aside from a few minor changes with their role players, this is essentially the same team that was the final seed of the Eastern conference with a 41-41 record a year ago.

    Now, they are twenty wins better this season and will go into the playoffs with the best record in the East. Those improvements can be attributed to Rose, who has increased his performance and abilities immensely.

    Even though the third year player entered the league as a cornerstone that any general manager can build his team around, his skills were still limited and constricted depending upon his point of attack on the court. A ball of fire that can get to any spot on the court with his deceptive quickness and impressive body control, the book on Rose was to keep him on the perimeter because of his inability to hit from three-point range.

    In just this season alone, he has made four times as many treys as he has scored in the first two years combined. Such a vast improvement has allowed his game to expand because defenders must now take his range seriously, which creates more space for him to attack the rim.

    Although his shooting from behind the arc is the biggest eye-opener this year, it isn’t the only reason why he is such a better player this season. Aside from field goal percentage, Rose’s statistics are up in every major category (assists, steals, blocks, points, free throw percentage). These increases illustrate his willingness to become a better player and leader for his team, which is evident given what he and his team have achieved in 2010-11.

    Those achievements should pay off with the point guard hoisting the MVP award, which would be even more amazing due to the history of past winners at his position. Bob Cousy, Oscar Robertson, Magic Johnson, Allen Iverson, and Steve Nash are the only point guards to ever win this award. With basketball being a pre-dominantly big man sport, it’s mind-boggling to see a player with such a small stature take control of the NBA as Rose has this year.

    In the end, seeing anyone other than Rose win the MVP would be a slap in the face to him. The idea that someone else can contend with him for the award is laughable and every ballot will most likely have first place next to his name.

    Rose has been blossoming all year long, but he’ll be in full bloom when the lights of the United Center shine down on him and he’s hoisting the MVP trophy in front of his fans.

    This Day in Black Sports History: February 21, 2003


    Although in the twilight of his career, with nothing left to prove, Michael Jeffrey Jordan continued his assault on the National Basketball Association’s record books.

    Born in Brooklyn and raised in Wilmington, N.C., Jordan was motivated to prove his worth since he failed to make his high school’s varsity basketball team as a sophomore.

    So upon earning a spot on the varsity roster, it should come as no surprise that Jordan tallied approximately 20 points per game over his final two seasons of play, including averaging a triple-double—29.2 points, 11.6 rebounds and 10.1 assists—during his senior season.

    After accepting a scholarship offer to play at the University of North Carolina, Jordan went on to average 17.7 points and five rebounds per game over the course of three seasons. In the process, Jordan was named the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) Freshman of the Year and won the Naismith and Wooden College Player of the Year Awards for his junior season exploits.

    Jordan gave up his final year of eligibility to enter the 1984 NBA Draft, where he was selected by the Chicago Bulls with the third overall pick after Hakeem Olajuwon (Houston Rockets) and Sam Bowie (Portland Trail Blazers).

    For the 15 seasons he played in the NBA, Jordan would prove that the Rockets and Trail Blazers missed the mark with each All-Star Game he made (14), each Most Valuable Player Award he won (five) and each Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy he brought back to the Windy City (six).

    From 1991 to 1998, the Bulls would win the NBA title every season that Jordan was playing. The only two years Chicago didn’t lay claim to the championship (1994, 1995), was when Jordan temporarily retired to pursue a career in baseball.

    Jordan would walk away from the game a second time after leading the Bulls to their second three-peat in eight years, further affirming his status as the greatest player in league history.

    Two years later, Jordan returned to the NBA as part-owner and President of Basketball Operations for the Washington Wizards, which would only stoke the competitive flames that still burned within.

    As a result, Jordan returned to play for the Wizards the following season, in which he led the team in scoring (22.9 ppg), assists (5.2 apg) and steals (1.42 spg).

    The 2002-03 season would be Jordan’s last, as advancing age and nagging injuries finally caught up with “greatest basketball player of all-time,” but he would depart with a flourish.

    Playing in his 14th and final NBA All-Star Game, Jordan scored 20 points to become the all-time leading scorer in All-Star Game history.

    For an encore, on Feb. 21, 2003, Jordan became the oldest player to score 40 points or more in a game, when he lit up the New Jersey Nets for 43 points in an 89-86 Wizards victory.

    In a testament to his love of the game, Jordan was the only Washington player to play all 82 games that season, averaging 20.0 points, 6.1 rebounds, 3.8 assists and 1.5 steals per contest.

    After tributes were paid to him throughout the league, Jordan played his final game on April 16, 2003 in Philadelphia.

    Jordan went to the bench in the third quarter after scoring only 13 points and with the Wizards trailing the Philadelphia 76ers, 75–56.

    The fourth quarter would see Jordan re-enter the game for a 50-second stint to sink the final free throws of his career. Subsequently, when he returned to the bench, Jordan would receive a three-minute standing ovation from his teammates, the Sixers team, the officials and the capacity crowd at the First Union Center.

    His legacy secured, the ultimate form of acknowledgment would come from one of Jordan’s legendary peers who once said:

    "There's Michael Jordan and then there is the rest of us." – Earvin 'Magic’ Johnson

    Click here to read the original article at Examiner.com.

    The 12 Days of Christmas, Chicago Bulls Style

    During the holidays, many professional sports teams like to spread their holiday cheer through some singing video that makes fools of the athletes.

    Thankfully, the Chicago Bulls decided to do one this year, Enjoy!:



    (Courtesy of That NBA Lottery Pick)

    Summer of LeBron James Results in Box Office Success for NBA


    As the summer of 2010 gradually becomes a distant memory, Commissioner David Stern and the National Basketball Association can reflect upon it with tremendous pride due to the record numbers produced at the gate in its wake.

    And the teams whose coffers saw the largest boons were the ones who were able to land the biggest fish in the most talent-laden free agent pool in NBA history.

    According to Street & Smith’s SportsBusiness Journal, the NBA will begin the 2010-11 season later this month with more than $100 million in new full-season-ticket revenue, a record amount for the league, as well as new full-season ticket sales surpassing the tally for all of 2009.

    The five teams with the highest number of new sales through the end of September were the Chicago Bulls, the Miami Heat, the New York Knicks, the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Orlando Magic; the majority of whom were prominent players in the LeBron James sweepstakes and made huge splashes in free agency.

    The acquisition of Carlos Boozer by the Bulls, LeBron James & Chris Bosh by the Heat, and Amar’e Stoudemire by the Knicks significantly contributed to the major storylines in the off-season that will continue to play themselves out during the regular season.

    Will the formidable triumvirate of Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh shatter the NBA record for wins in a season on the way to the first of multiple championships?

    Can the Chi-Town trio of Derrick Rose, Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah become an Eastern Conference power to rival ‘Miami Thrice’?

    Did the resurgence of the New York Knicks, one of the marquee franchises in the league, truly begin with the arrival of Amar’e Stoudemire in the Big Apple?

    Easily numbering in the thousands, fans of these respective teams sincerely believe the answer to the aforementioned questions is a resounding ‘yes’; and that firm belief has manifested itself in increased new ticket sales and will do so in the form of higher television ratings during the regular season as well.

    So for all the criticism heaped upon LeBron James for the manner in which he announced his ‘Decision’, all he really did was serve as the backbone of the most intriguing off-season in league history, leading to a series of difference-making maneuvers by several franchises in preparation for his potential arrival or eventual snub.

    And in all likelihood, the summer of 2010 will be viewed as a box office and television ratings bonanza for the NBA, the likes of which hasn’t been seen since Michael Jordan was at the apex of his legendary career; which is a winning combination for the owners, the players and, more importantly, the league fan base.

    The hope for teams like the New York Knicks is that this also translates to on-court success; especially after the past three years where they have averaged a dismal 28 wins per season.

    Click here to read the original article on Examiner.com, which includes relevant links and a special video presentation.

    Bulls Sign J.J. Redick to 3-year, $20 Million Offer Sheet


    While the Miami Heat have dominated the headlines for the past couple of days, the Chicago Bulls have quietly made moves that should have the Eastern Conference and the rest of the NBA taking notice as well.

    In addition to signing former Utah Jazz teammates Carlos Boozer and Kyle Korver to give them a significant inside presence and dynamic outside shooting respectively, the Bulls have set their sights on stealing away a key member of the other prominent basketball team in Florida.

    According to ESPNChicago.com, Chicago has signed Orlando Magic restricted free agent J.J. Redick to a three-year, $20 million offer sheet. The Magic have seven days to match the contract.

    The 26-year-old Redick, the 11th overall pick in the 2006 NBA Draft, enjoyed his best season with the Magic last season by putting up 9.6 points per game in an average of 22.0 minutes off the bench.

    Redick’s hard-nosed defense, hustle and three-point shooting would be a welcome addition to the Bulls as they continually attempt to match the Miami Heat’s tremendous quality signings with a solid mixture of quality and quantity signings of their own.

    The trio of James, Wade and Bosh will assuredly be the talk of the town from now until the start of the 2010-11 NBA season, but if the Bulls can sign Redick they will have quietly filled out a roster that should give ‘Hollywood East’ all they can handle.

    And in the long run, it’s quite possible that the Bulls and the other former suitors for LeBron James might look back on his rejection as a blessing in disguise.

    Click here to read more about 2010 NBA free agency on Examiner.com.

    Carlos Boozer Agrees to 5-year, $80 Million Contract with Chicago Bulls


    Dominoes continue to fall on the eve that free agents can officially sign contracts with new teams in the National Basketball Association.

    Obviously, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh agreeing to join forces in Miami overshadowed any other announcement that hit the basketball wire on Wednesday. Nevertheless, moves continue to be made under the radar that could have as significant an impact as the decisions that have been rendered by Bosh and Wade and the one anticipated to be rendered by LeBron James on ESPN Thursday evening.

    Speaking of which, according to ESPN.com, Carlos Boozer and the Chicago Bulls have agreed to a 5-year, $80 million contract that will give the Windy City a voice in how the Eastern Conference will be decided over the next few seasons.

    Last season, his sixth with the Utah Jazz, Boozer posted averages of 19.5 points and 11.2 rebounds per game and, in eight seasons, Boozer, a two-time All-Star, has put up career averages of 17.2 points and 10.2 rebounds per contest.

    So with Boozer now headed to Chicago, Bosh and Wade setting up shop in South Beach and Amar’e Stoudemire on his way to the New York Knicks, the speculation now becomes which situation is the most attractive to become a part of in the eyes of LeBron James.

    Alternatively, ‘The King’ could turn his back on Chicago, Miami and New York and opt to remain with the Cleveland Cavaliers to buoy the hopes of the franchise and the city.

    In any case, all the debate and all the overanalysis is expected to come to an end tomorrow when the egocentric James makes an announcement that will apparently take a full hour to utter.

    Thank God.

    Click here to read more about 2010 NBA free agency on Examiner.com.

    Independence Week: July 101


    As with real time experience, nothing is regular and...OtB brings you a long-form joint re: NBA and its ontological extension unto all of sport. Epochrypha: writings or statements of questionable authorship or authenticity, but always impassioned and always with an eye on the times we're spectating in. Enjoy.

    Huge.  This is huge.  But you know that already, O! imagined reader o' mine.  Today is July 1st, the day basketball fans have been waiting for since...well, for the truly initiated, since LeBron and fellow c/o 2003 names Wade and Bosh signed those shorter deals three years ago.  It was a revolutionary move by this age's luminaries of the game.  It gave them leverage over their teams and, more importantly, over their own futures that free agents who've signed six or seven year deals haven't traditionally held.  It allowed them to hold this sway over the league as they move into their primes rather than as they move out of said golden years.  It allows us to have basketball dominate ESPN instead of being relegated to the bottom-line ticker. (I know this is an all sport blog, but I have always been an unabashed and unapologetic basketball-over-all-else enthusiast.  Thanks for enthusing with me.)

    James said he'd make a decision by next week.  Thus, with July 4th coming up, we at OtB celebrate the biggest NBA free agency summer ever with Independence Week 101.  Now, in e-mails with Thatchmo, my erstwhile college roomie, the question came up: If you were one of the most powerful men in your field, in your mid-twenties, and you had maneuvered yourself into a position where an entire association was prepared to tremble in your wake, what would you do?  Thatchmo inevitably said Chicago if he was James, because it makes the most basketball sense.  I like that.  The idea of playing with Derrick and the ineffable Joachim Noah is certainly an enticing one.  However, I wonder if there are other elements that would dissuade me and, potentially, the real LeBron.  J.A. Adande is on the same tip as I was a month and a half ago (I'm not saying people be stealing from me, but damn!), when I said LeBron leaving Cleveland is less like KG leaving Minnie as it is like Shaq leaving Orlando.  Adande, being credentialed and all, went and got an interview with Shaq's agent at the time Leonard Armato.  Here's the key line for me: "...he sold the history of the Lakers, and it’s undeniably a storied franchise...He sold owner Jerry Buss."  That's Armato speaking on how Jerry West sold the idea of coming to the Lakers to the Big Precedent.

    When I first wrote on this topic, hoping that LeBron would stay with the Cavs, I based my opinion primarily on the fans and the impact his leaving would have on them.  Lately, I'm feeling the need to change my tune.  Armato makes a good point, and half of it is that which New York would like to make.  The history matters.  The organization matters.  I think a free agent's decision should be broken down into five components, at least from an objective standpoint (since we're etching our flames on Plato's walls).  It comes down to teammates (potential or extant), coach, franchise (which includes history and owner/management), cash, and city.  Here's a breakdown of how James' potential suitors stack up in terms of the five components.

    Eric B & Rakim - Paid in Full, originally uploaded by dcancel.
    Cash: Let's just get this out of the way.  King James isn't worrying about cash unless it's an issue of respect.  He goes to the bank as a global advertising power, so the salary's really just symbolic, though you'd expect any team to give him whatever he wanted.  Thus, no cash considerations here.  We'll go through these in the order LeBron's meeting with them.

    New Jersey Nets:
    Teammates: The Nets sport two promising players in Devin Harris and Brooks Lopez.  Beyond that, the question is who could James bring with him.
    Coach: Avery Johnson fits the bill LeBron is charging teams with (former player), and he has the highest winning percentage of any coach ever, but he didn't leave the Mavs on the greatest of terms.  The Lil General comes off as a bit of a death's head screamer.  Pluses and minuses here.
    Franchise: The Nets have been bogged down in The "Meadow"lands lately, but there are glory days here in several Finals appearances and Dr. J.  The new owner and Jay-Z are cool, flashy even, but how much trust can you put in them with Rod Thorn a step out the door?
    City: Brooklyn is waiting.  Can LeBron bide his time?  Would The Nets still be NYC's B-team even with the King?  The Nets got the first meeting, but that may mean they have the smallest chance.

    New York Knickerbockers:
    Teammates: There's not much here.  David Lee is on the way out.  The only player of note would be Danilo Gallinari.  Maybe they can trade Eddy Curry for someone useful.
    Coach: Mike D'Antoni is the real selling point here.  Definite positive, though D'Antoni isn't always the most tender of ego stokers.
    Franchise: The Knicks had been mired in shame through the Isaiah Thomas years.  Then came D'Antoni and Donnie Walsh.  Bottom line, though?  James Dolan sucks.  End of story.
    City:This is the other selling point.  Bring a championship to New York and claim divinity forever.  The thing is that the franchise often gets in the way of the city, though the city has traditionally loved the franchise.  Knicks people have always said the city expects winning now.  That's what James wants too, but I'd be worried that the franchise worries too much about the city.  D'Antoni sounded optimistic, but the resources just seem too slim.

    The Flaming Lips, originally uploaded by Kyle Dean Reinford.
    Miami Heat:
    Teammates: Dwyane Wade. Lots of roster space yet to be filled.  Lots of question marks, which could be good or bad.
    Coach: Pat Riley?  It's yet to be seen.  But Riles is the coach with the best pedigree among James' options.
    Franchise: The Heat don't have the longest of histories, but since Riley came to town it's been pedal to the metal.  The owner?  In conversations, it's not even an issue, since everything goes through the man with the perfect coif.
    City: Miami is a nice town.  I live in Hawai'i.  You tell me what I'm supposed to say here.

    LA Clippers:
    Teammates: This could actually be the strongest team James is looking at.  This group sports TWO all-stars in Chris Kaman and Baron Davis and two up-and-comers in Blake Griffin and Eric Gordon.  Slot in James at the SF and you've got a HUGE starting five.
    Coach: It's still unclear, which is not a good sign.
    Franchise: It's the Clippers, the biggest joke in sports.  They're owned by Donald Sterling, who makes Dolan look balanced.  This is the reason there's no way this is happening.
    City: You get to play in LA with bright lights, and you get to take a direct stab at Kobe's empire.  But it's the same idea as with The Nets.  You're the B-team.  People like to root for the underdog, but that's not quite LeBron's M.O., is it?

    Chicago Bulls
    Teammates: James would have Derrick Rose and Joachim Noah, which is a small step up from The Nets' duo of youngsters.  Noah's great, but he's butted heads with James a bit.  The Bulls also have Luol Deng and Taj Gibson, and would potentially look to bring in a big like Bosh or Stoudemire.  Personally, I'd like to see LeBron paired with Nowitzki...
    Coach: The Bulls signed much coveted Tom Thibodeau, which is a great pick up if you want to improve your D.  This is a team that's not very far from hounding the D with Scott Skiles (okay, Vinny Del Negro's kind of far).  James just finished playing with a defensive minded coach with Mike Brown, and again he's expressed desire to play with a former NBA player, which is not something Thibodeau can boast.
    Franchise: Yeah, there's six championships there.  But before that? A lot of nothing.  After that?  Dismality.  Horrific losing that begs made up words.  Respectability.  The first sweep of a defending champ ever.  Hope.  And then flame outs.  One name counts here.  Jerry Reinsdorf.  Traditionally a penny pincher.  He's said he'll pay to keep LeBron happy.  But Rose is still on his rookie contract.  Can Reinsdorf realistically bring in a third star to play with James and Rose, and then pay Rose when it's time?  Maybe, but I just don't trust that man.
    City: The fans are great.  We know that.  There's a statue of Jordan out front that James would be chasing.  We know that.  It's the third biggest market in the U.S., and I guess it's close to Akron.  This is where it gets personal and only James can provide answers.

    Welcome Home, originally uploaded by karenmeyere.
    Cleveland Cavaliers
    Teammates: Anderson Varejao, a host of guards like Boobie Gibson, Delonte West, Mo Williams, newcomers Antawn Jamison, Jamario Moon, Anthony Parker, and Leon Powe.  Big Z.  Maybe Shaq.  These are known quantities.  It's unclear if James could bring in another free agent to bolster this almost there roster.
    Coach: Byron Scott is exactly what James has asked for in a coach, but I wonder about how he hasn't lasted in either NJ or NOLA.  I think Scott is actually better suited to coach this team without James.
    Franchise: Cleveland has been solid for awhile, and it'd be a true accomplishment for James to bring a championship to this team and this city.  Danny Ferry and Dan Gilbert have not been stellar in any respect, but at least Ferry's been solid and with a longer term commitment from James, he could grow into a strong GM.
    City: Cleveland is home.  Again, the question in this week is how big this remains for James.  They already worship him in Cleveland.  Can you imagine what it would be like if he decided to stay and brought a championship to the city?  Chills.  (I guess I'm still feeling this)

    Garnett Earns Suspension, Noah Calls Him "Dirty"



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    "I'm going to say it: He's a dirty player," Noah said after he and his Chicago teammates practiced at Quicken Loans Arena in preparation for Monday's Game 2 against the Cavaliers. "He's always swinging elbows, man. I'm hurting right now because of an elbow he threw. It's unbelievable. He's a dirty player. It's one thing to be competitive and compete and all that.
    "But don't be a dirty player, man. He's a dirty player."
    Personally I consider Joakim Noah as the dirtiest player in the NBA.  Large in part due to the fact he looks like a goddamn cracked out Italian Greyhound/Black Poodle mutt.  Aside from being the ugliest piece of shit in the League, he is the biggest pussy, literally.  6' 11" and you're crying about taking a love tap to the chest from KG?  Don't be mad KG is an accomplished vet, and you're struggling to make it out of the first round once again.  Here's an idea, worry about the Cav's and stop worrying about the Celtics(for now at least).  Clearly you're still bitter about last years series, but soon enough Lebron and the Cav's will be drowning your tears with champagne yet again.  Go suck off Q-Rich you pusswhip.  

    Celtics forward Kevin Garnett has been suspended for Game 2 of Boston's first-round playoff series against the Heat for landing an elbow to the face of Miami's Quentin Richardson in a fourth-quarter fracas during Saturday's Game 1.
    The announcement was made Sunday by Stu Jackson, NBA executive vice president, basketball operations.
    Richardson was fined $25,000 for his role in the altercation.
    "I have no beef with Q, I know him personally. I thought what he did was a bit disrespectful, standing over a guy hurt, you know, and talking nonsense. Before you knew it, it all just broke out. I gotta use my head, but all I saw was Paul hurt and that's all I cared about at that time."
    It's not like anyone wasn't expecting this, but commissioner David Stern confirmed KG's 1-game suspension for game 2 earlier this evening.  Yes, he jocked a bow, but did he really have a choice when he was corned by Q-Rich tha Bitch?   Oh well, it will make a game 2 victory just that much sweeter.  

    Daily Dumbass: Raaaaa-Sheed Wallace

    "Ball don't lie, huh Sheed?"

    NBA Off Season Rankings: The Worst of the Worst!


    It was an exciting off season, and almost the entire league made significant moves. These last ten teams just missed par for the course. Some, like the Nets and Suns, look to improve on last season despite losing a big name, and Portland should be better even if they didn't make the best of moves. And then there's our number 30 team, who have continually been abysmal. There was talk of some good moves, but instead they opted for the questionable and, I guess, cost cutting. Was there really ever any doubt?

    21. New Jersey Nets: They lost Half-Man-Half-Amazing and gained a prospect in Courtney Lee. I don’t see Rafer Alston or Tony Battie staying with the team for long. Carter was playing a nice second fiddle to Devin Harris, and Brook Lopez looked solid. Let’s hope this team can continue to grow, and perhaps move to Brooklyn.

    22. Phoenix Suns: Yes, the Suns got rid of the Big Contract, but they didn’t do much else. Matt Barnes gone. Grant Hill re-signed, and Steve Nash extended. Channing Frye is a nice pick up. But the hope here is really that a restoring of fleet footed, D’Antoni-like (dis)order will bring good things. And a healthy Ama’re.


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    23. Utah Jazz: The Jazz lost no players this off season, the only team to hold that distinction. However, it’s not the positive it would initially seem. Utah successfully retained Carlos Boozer, Mehmet Okur, Kyle Korver, and Paul Millsap, which is basically their core after Deron Williams. The problem is how much salary that translates to for a smaller market team. There are consequences for desperate acts like that, and they come in eight or nine digits. Furthermore, it leaves the roster bloated at PF. Boozer should be gone by the trade deadline or sooner, but what damage will he cause on his way out? And what room for growth does this pay load offer as the Jazz go forth?

    24. Portland Trailblazers: The Blazers acquired a whole slew of draft picks, and then they went out and got Andre Miller. It doesn’t seem like the best of fits, but I guess the idea is for him to handle the ball when Brandon Roy needs a rest. The Blazers were set on getting a point guard, and they did. It’s just that the whole philosophy was questionable to begin with. This team looks as if it won’t get better except through internal growth.

    25. Philadelphia 76ers: I firmly believe Andre Miller was making this work. He’s gone now, and Reggie Evans is too. Perhaps it’ll be an instance of letting the young guys play. Can they make something out of the Elton Brand debacle? With newbie Jrue Holiday running the show instead of Miller, I can’t confidently say the Sixers will make the playoffs again, although they had a good showing this past post-season.


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    26. Golden State Warriors: Just a weird, bad off season. The Warriors went into the draft looking like they were going to be major players. Then they got Stephen Curry and that was that. I mean, they picked up a lot of players, but inexplicably. I mean, Mikki Moore, Acie Law, Speedy Claxton, and Devean George? At least the young Anthonys had strong summer league showings.

    27. Chicago Bulls: The acquisition of Jannero Pargo is the only thing keeping the Bulls off the bottom of this list. I guess losing Tim Thomas is addition by subtraction, but losing Ben Gordon without compensation is pitiful. Looks like Derrick Rose is captain of a mostly condemned ship once again.

    28. New York Knicks: The Big Apple scored Darko Milicic. They stand to lose Nate “Krypto-nate” Robinson and possibly even David Lee. Not a good summer, but with 50 days perhaps they can still make it a passable effort.

    29. Miami Heat: The big story out of Miami this summer was it could be the stopping point for Mr. Quentin Richardson’s wild ride. And the regrettable stuff about Beasley, though taking care of his problems now is much better than something bad happening down the line. Y’know, something like Dwayne Wade leaving town.


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    30. Memphis Grizzlies: Hasheem Thabeet looks like he could be good, if people could just get over the rhythmic properties of that surname. Oh wait, they got Zach Randolph? Never mind.

    Stepping Up: Joakim, Marcin Make Like Dylan Thomas



    Joakim Noah was born to say these words: "It's really important that we take all the little things and not take them for granted. Just, y'know, set every screen as hard as you can. GO to the offensive glass every time. Because you never know, it might be the game changer." These playoffs have been marked by silent leaders and loquacious, personable game changers. See: Billups and Birdman in Denver. See: JJ and Josh in Atlanta. See: Yao and the Artest formerly known as intelligible. See: Ferocious Lebron and Kodak-moment Bron-bron in Cleveland. Even see: Rondo with Garnett screaming silently in the Boston sunset. The Bulls, however, boast the epitome of silent and vibrant. While Derrick Rose mumbles platitudes towards his effervescent future, Noah screams (here's another untenable KG comparison) his need for a workman's comp share of the glory. And while Rose made the game winning coast-to-coast play, Noah turned the game changer. Besides, everyone loves a big man running the floor, even if he's a hairy, wiry French-Swedish-American son of a tennis pro and a model. You also gotta love Noah's bouncing high-fives to the fans at the end.



    In a game that did not go to triple overtime Thursday night, the Magic went into Philly without their Superman and Marcin Gortat did his best Lex Luthor impersonation. Okay, he did a bit better than that. But they don't call him the Polish Hammer for nothing. Here you find anecdotal evidence that Gortat did indeed dunk from the free throw twice consecutively after a Magic practice, as well as video of him, as a Cologne 99er, not making it over a grinning gaggle of German mascots. Everything else is incidental. Cf. John Henry, Thor, and my cousin's essay on Poland being the pulsing (geographic) center of Europe.

    Epochrypha: Mumbo-Jumbo (Pt. 2 A.M.)


    In sporadically regular installments, OtB brings you a long-form joint re: NBA and its ontological extension unto all of sport. Epochrypha: writings or statements of questionable authorship or authenticity, but always impassioned and always with an eye on the times we're spectating in. Enjoy.

    Alright kiddies, temporarily suspending the "biweekly" label from Epochrypha in light of my recent track record. Things are just too helter skelter for the nonce, so maybe the twice-moonly moniker comes back in a fortnight or so. Anyway, all this talk about suspension has me thinking not about Rasheed but rather about Rondo. Why? Because he was assisted from the court Thursday night after scooting past the Bulls' defenders like Hermes (y'know, winged shoes) to the tune of 20-6-11 and 5 steals. It's a non-story. Not the ankle that he turned pre-post-season, he said, just sore feet. That's fine, but I was struck by the way he gamely put off the press. Above, you can check out the sublime David Aldridge reporting on the feet and the ankle. We also get a rare 2009 Ubuntu sighting, which has been rarely mentioned through the title defense run.

    I have no problem believing there's nothing wrong with Rondo's feet (DA says it was just a bad tape job), but it does make me think about the Celtics tradition of mind games. They never played them like Phil Jackson does, with choice words seemingly dropped to the media. There's was more an intimidation through attrition. Attrition of one's sense of security, of one's sense of the reliability of reality, even. Look, there was a reason the old Boston Garden was so renowned. It was a bitch to play in for the opposition. The visitor's locker room was had the inverse Mark Cuban touch to it. Hissing pipes, no heat, the (non)works. And the parquet. The finishing touch, really. It had dead zones. The ball wouldn't bounce right in certain spots. And all the Celtics players knew it. And the visitors did not.

    So, in light of the pitch perfect handling of the Garnett injury (there was no disappointing announcement until just before the playoffs, meaning there was no end of season let down in expectations and meaning that it served as a rallying cry heading in to the playoffs), I wanted to take a brief glance at the long Celtics history of fudging opponents' sense of reality.

    A helping hand: I point you to Ishmael Reed's Mumbo-Jumbo. It documents (and re-defines the word as a verb) the spread of the Jes Grew plague. Via Rastafari Speaks: "When asked about the origins of the sudden explosion . . . an unnamed witness shrugged and said 'It jes grew!' . . . The Jes Grew epidemic was unlike physical plagues. Actually Jes Grew was an anti-plague. Some plagues caused the body to waste away; Jes Grew enlivened the host."

    Forget Ubuntu. I'm saying the Celtics are employing all out Jes Grew tactics. What they're saying isn't what's real and we know it (and admire them for it). From Mumbo-Jumbo: "All that's all right, what you speak of, but that ain't all. There's more. And I bet that before the century is out ment will turn once more to mystery, to wonderment." This new batch of feints mean no opponent will know exactly what to expect. Will Rondo be off? Are they completely diminished by injuries? You can't go for the throat for fear it's all feigned. At the same time, you can't exactly get up for them because there're all these images floating around suggesting they're hurting.

    Speaking of images, Rose with roses? Jalen, another Rose, with a nice one: "to appreciate the rose, you must appreciate the thorns." This ain't no american beauty. This is a modern day Eliot Ness, trying to take down the big, bad subterfugal (that's like centrifugal, a fictitious force) syndicate. Oh, and lastly? Another incongruity. This vid of Rajon Rondo advertising Red Bull? Obviously a gimmick (questionably) playing off the first round match-up. But more irregular? Rajon's lack of wings in the vid. Dude is straight sleepy. Get up for your promo, son!



    More on veils and wool tomorrow, by the by.

    Stepping Up: The Stone That The Builder Refused

    Stepping Up is big games from little guys. Big meaning important though the boxscore might not show it. Little meaning lack of household-name-ness. Recognize.

    The playoffs are where (amazing happens, but I kid) little guys make their names big. Stepping Up brings you the first NBA playoffs installment after a weekend of Game 1's. I figured I'd hit you up with a slice from each series. Y'know, get the juices going. It's hard not to rave about the big name players, so some of that might occur as a "side effect." For the most part, though, I'll try to give you the quiet things loud that you may have missed if your intent was not wholly attentive. When no glue guy (note: glue is generally transparent or at least translucent) sticks out, what I'ma throw at you is an "aspect," meaning a facet of some name-player's game that is not highly touted, that they're not known for. Okay, here we go!

    Cavs-Pistons: Really, no surprises here. Lebron and Co. put 'em away. End of story.

    Celtics-Bulls: We know the Celts are limping, and it wasn't a runaway W, but the Bulls still impressed. The entire team is kind of on the cusp of name recognition, so we'll go with the first of this installments aspect-props. Without Tyrus Thomas' jumpshot, this game ain't the same even with Derrick Rose's record tying effort. Apparently, Thomas' struggles from outside the paint just a hoax and he's been improving all along (via Dwyer). Still, it's impressive, (semi)unexpected, and big, big, big. Six points in overtime for Tyrus Thomas' jump shot. Count it!

    Magic-Sixers: Didn't catch a lot of this one myself (you're bound to miss a few when you double as a grad school student/full time teacher...I guess that's three things), but Andre Iguodala looked crisp in the bits and pieces I caught. Here's to the sharp, multiple jab steps you took to get yourself free, Iggy. And, y'know, that jumper ain't half bad either. UPDATE: Right after posting this I found an e-mail in my inbox tipping me off that Donyell Marshall and Theo Ratliff both had nice games. Talk about turning back the clock.

    Hawks-Heat: No surprises here either, at least not on the court. Josh Smith’s flash leadership perhaps, but you knew if anyone it would be him since JJ is a fader. Hawks fans, though, really brought it Sunday. It was so loud in Phillips Arena that the players couldn’t hear the coaches. The huddles actually moved out onto the court and away from the raucous crowd. You gotta think that that contributed to the Hawks running it up (or the Heat putting it down).

    Lakers-Jazz: JVG turned a nice phrase with, "Ariza’n to..." live, or at least watch. Ariza was a highlight for the Lakeshow, but again we knew that was coming. In the losing effort, AK-47’s on the ball D kept the Jazz at least with a semblance of being in it. Joey Crawford’s ran a nice close out to stop a premature free throw, and looked a bit like Hannibal Lecter. The refs might be said to have stepped up with lots of fouls called and free throws attempted (The Jazz led the league in fouls committed and lead all playoff teams in opponents free throws attempted, and they committed four more fouls and thus gave up eight more free throws over their averages). Without a lot of surprises though, this series really calls for a call out. Jerry Sloan should really be called out for not believing in his team and then, during the game, trying to play mind games a la Phil Jackson. Maybe he's just bitter he's never won CoY despite the imminent HoF induction.

    Nuggets-Hornets: Man, the Nugs looked like flying monkeys out there, and that’s no dig on them. They just seem to float around the rim, poised to jam it home. It's rarefied air up there, really. Especially evinced by Chauncey's big bombs-away night (8 for 9 from 3 equals 24, mama). Birdman was a spark plug, but what's really deserving of some credit: Birdman fan art. There was a bit of high art going on with those signs in Denver. Something like this:

    Mavs-Spurs: Who knew the Mavs were still deep? Jose Juan Barea, Antwoine Wright, and Brandon Bass (granted, we knew about Bass). Even the usually rather damp Dampier was solid. Simmons cites Barea as going off "like five times this season," but for the energizing effect those games have deems JJ the 117th most "valuable" player in the league. Barrea looked like Devin Harris out there. But with that Tyron-Lue-on-Iverson-D (see: 2001 playoffs for the only time Tyron Lue was relevant) on Tony Parker. Barea cemented this win for the Mavs. Other big steppers: Josh Howard and Dirk Nowitzki’s rebounding. (Dirk Diggler's not the most prolific rebounder, we know, but on good days he pulls down all the right ones. Saturday was one of those days.)

    Rockets-Blazers: We would be remiss not to mention Yao Ming's going Christian Laettner on dem young'ins, even though he's got about a billion point 0 on the household name recognition scale. He needed to come through, and he did. More relevantly for Stepping Up was Aaron Brooks. Pundits said Brooks’ contributions would be the difference, and they were. However, I don’t think there’s any difference needing to be made. Rockets would win this without Brooks dropping 27. After one, it looks like the young Blazers got themselves a stinker of a match-up. You could attribute the game one loss to jitters or to uncanny Rockets’ brilliance, but Portland hasn’t done well against this opponent all year. It’s too bad, since heading in to the playoffs it looked as if the Blazers would give fits to any team but Houston.

    And those are your players/aspects stepping up in the first weekend of post-season play. It all continues tomorrow. No rest for the giddy, people. No diggity? No doubt.

    The Call Out: Tayshaun Prince

    The Call Out is a sporadic cross section taken from the pulsing vein of the sports world. When the heartbeat skips, we look at why.

    There are a lot of underachievers and goats (not the kind with the periods in between) in tonight's pitiful pairing of the Pistons and Bulls. A lot to not like. One of these TNT games is not like the other, eh boys? But in the end, there's only one participant deserving of tonight's (and the first ever) call out. Is it Tyrus Thomas? The Bulls almost got KG, they almost got Pau, they even drafted Lamarcus Aldridge and signed Ben Wallace, but all they have in the post to show for the last three years (the three years since they swept the Miami Heat) is Thomas and Joakim Noah. Speaking of Noah, he's looked decent of late, but isn't the emotional leader of two championship Gators teams drafted 9th supposed to account for more than a lot of hair? But forget the Bulls. They're a sad testament to how even the best of fanbases can be summarily shat upon (here's looking at you too, Sacramento). They're also exhibit A in the case against using stop-gaps to keep your team competitive but not for a championship. Ben Wallace? Scott Skiles? You know you're going to be making the playoffs with those guys just as much as you know you're going to flame out and need to rebuild in two years.

    But forget the Bulls (and Vinny Del Negro, if you can). Look at the pitiful state of the once proud Pistons franchise. Tonight they started Aaron Aflalo and Kwame Brown for crying out loud! Don't get me started on Kwame. Please do get me started on Michael Curry and Allen Iverson's "bad" back. I had such high hopes for Curry coming in to the season. Hand picked by the flawless Joe Dumars. Single-handedly saving a season (I forget which one) from lockout. Leaping tall buildings in a...well, you get the hyperbolic idea. But he hasn't been able to do anything with this team. Iverson's back? Just a weak turn towards Samsonism by the Answer. But I'm not here merely to dog on guys. Or teams. There's a lot to be happy about even in this kind of game. Like Rodney Stuckey Will Bynum. The point is there are reasons for games and whole seasons lacking the kind of luster that gets us fans going. These are two teams fighting for their postseason lives. They should be scratching and sniffing at each like cats in heat. Or something. Instead, it's a game of whiffs. Airball after airball. Dropped passes. "Saving" taps over players' own heads that more often than not volley out of bounds. And the culprit? Who's to blame for all of this? Tayshaun Prince. I'm calling you out!

    When I used to rip on the Pistons for being overrated (their one championship came at the expense of my Lakers, what do you expect?), I would always pick on Chauncey Billups. Obviously, I was wrong with that one. But Tayshaun? I'm not going to call him underrated or overrated, because at this point that's more played out than the Kobe vs. Lebron debate. What I will do, however, is spout you a bit of potential and then tell you what we know seven seasons in.

    Tayshaun was and has been the poster boy for "doing it right." He came out of Kentucky after four years, a few "blistering" performances, and the usual conference awards (SEC MVP). He didn't start that first year out of Kentucky, coming off the bench behind Clifford Robinson and (hold the phone!) Michael Curry, but he did come on strong in the playoffs. That postseason, he became the only NBA player ever to score more points in the playoffs than in the regular season. Such an emergence, went the rationale, made the possibility of drafting Carmello unimportant to Dumars' '03 eternal sunshine and spotless mind. In '03-'04, Detroit won the NBA finals and the rest, as they say, is history. They won doing it "the right way," with no certifiable star and lots of guys who looked like glue. The ultimate glue guy on that glueiest of teams? Tayshaun. He did it all. Solid game at mid-range, long, and even post play. Moved the ball well. Defensive stopper. Length like no one's business. Pulled down a good number of caroms. Blocked Reggie Miller lay-ups for breakfast. He wouldn't score 30, but if you needed him to he'd put the chairs on the tables before you closed down for the night.

    What next for the Prince of the Palace? Better stats. All-Defensive Second teams and Most Improved Player votes. A spot on the Redeem Team. Not bad right? Wrong. Tayshaun was supposed to be the harbinger of the next generation. All this talk of revolutionizing positions? The new forward bearing the KG-Dirk comparisons? Tayshaun was supposed to fulfill that. Look at the list of skills. Sounds pretty good. Or that Olympic team bid. Shane Battier was on that team for similar reasons, and Battier's game has recently been elevated to a whole new level or respect. But Battier's always had that kind of intelligent flare to his game. Here's the thing about a glue guy in the Tayshaun mold, they never break free. KG, like Tayshaun, has been accused of not having that killer instinct, that come-through in the clutch. Karl Malone had that problem too. But these guys, legendary forwards, they may lack the last minute heroics that guards like Kobe and MJ bear (that's another story), but at least they're intense. Tayshaun? Not so much.

    Now let's not get carried away. The Pistons don't suck. They haven't sucked for a long time. But they haven't etched their names onto the echelons of history either. Tayshaun looks as if this will be his legacy too. And it didn't have to be that way. The Pistons slowly got rid of a host of the elements that took them to that single title, and at each point of attrition, I thought, "Here's Tayshaun's chance! This is his season! He's going to go Vesuvial on their Pompeii asses!" Alas, it doesn't look like he's erupting any time soon. Half way through a career, it looks like the window's staying open and Prince is staying perpetually on the same side of it. Looking at the boxscore tonight, you might think Prince held it down on a inevitably sinking ship. But what good is a glue guy when everything's falling apart? There's a reason we here go Outside the Boxscore. Prince may look like he's putting up a fine effort, but really he's taking these expressions and normalizing them. Holding it down? Yes, he's holding his team down. Killing it? Yes, he killed it tonight. Yes, he's a bad mother-shut-your-mouth. And by bad, we don't mean good.

    Tayshaun? You could've done better. You should be doing better. Tayshaun, you've been called out.

    Dwayne Wade beats Los Bulls in double overtime



    I think it is almost time that Dwayne Wade should be getting his MVP award as he put up another spectaular performance against the Chicago Bulls with 48 points, 12 assists, and 6 rebounds.

    The Heat won in double overtime by the score of 130-127. The final seconds of double overtime, Wade stole the ball from Chicago guard John Salmons and went to the take game-winner three-point shot.

    Wade has had a spectular year and the stats seem to back it up,

    29.7 ppg (leads NBA)
    7.7 apg
    5.1 rpg
    2.2 spg
    1.4 bpg

    That statline is very Jordan-esque. Although, it still appears that Kobe Bryant and Lebron James still have choke-hold of the award. Wade deserves credit for doing with a team essentially of Jermaine O'Neal, Jamario Moon, role-players and young guns.

    You can also argue that if Wade was to be go down to to injury, the Heat would collapse like a house of cards. The Lakers and Cavaliers would still be competitive with the pieces that they have even with injuries to Lebron or Kobe.

    Oh well, Dwayne Wade is "Flash" again and I think it is nice to have him back.

    President Obama did get great seats...



    If I think about this for a second, I do not remember the last time that a US president attend a NBA regular season game.

    However Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama attended the Wizards home game against his hometown team, the Chicago Bulls. Obama invited the Bulls to the White House earlier and it figures that D.C.'s team was a little peeved by that.

    The Wiz Kids blew out the Bulls, 113-90.

    (Courtesy of NESW Sports)

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