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Rex Ryan Drops By The Colbert Report

The Rex Ryan media tour continued last night as he was a guest on the Colbert Report to talk about a myriad of subjects.

Mr. Colbert did something that few people have done in the presence of Rex Ryan, he left Mr. Ryan at a loss for words:

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Jets Coach Rex Ryan Guest Appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman"

Last night, one of David Letterman's guests on "The Late Show" was New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan and they touched on a myriad of subjects including Rex Ryan's new book, the NFL lock-out, and some guy named Brett Favre:



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Rex Ryan's Guest Appearance of CSI: NY

It's been awhile since I have seen an episode of CBS's "CSI: NY" but when Rex Ryan makes an appearance it probably a good idea to tune in.

In this week's episode, Jets head coach Rex Ryan and Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum make a special guest appearance as themselves.

Below is your first taste of it:

Top Five Lessons New York Jets Should Have Learned This Season


As the sting from a loss in their second consecutive AFC Championship Game gradually subsides, the New York Jets can look back on the 2010-11 season with a mixture of hope, pride and shame.

Thus, similarly to the proverbial game of life, Gang Green, individually and collectively, can glean a myriad of lessons from the occasions where they failed and succeeded, both as players and as men.

So, the offseason presents a prime opportunity for the Jets to reflect and mature, to become better, not bitter, for the euphoric highs and wretched lows that are part and parcel of a grueling 16-game National Football League schedule.

Therefore, it is imperative that the Jets carefully and introspectively look back on a season that could have easily been lost due to self-inflicted wounds, and move forward with renewed perspective on what it truly means to be a winner.

5. Talk is cheap

From their appearance on HBO’s reality documentary series Hard Knocks to cornerback Antonio Cromartie questioning the manhood of Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward prior to the AFC Championship Game, the Jets weren’t bashful about speaking their minds.

And with the addition of established stars in Cromartie, LaDainian Tomlinson, Santonio Holmes and Jason Taylor via free agency and trades last year, it was clear the Jets were assembling a team built to win the Super Bowl this season, an observation made known by the team to any and all who would listen.

“Honestly, we’re here for our Super Bowl. If we don’t get there, nothing else matters.” – Kris Jenkins

“Don’t be timid about saying it. That’s your goal. Write it down. Say it. Read it. Talk about it. It’s fine. It’s not false bravado. It’s real, and that’s what we want. I think we have the players to do it.” – Mark Sanchez

“Anything short of the obvious is a disappointment. At the end of the day, to beat the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC Championship or to beat the Saints or Vikings, we have to put it all together. It’s not enough just to have the manpower on paper.” – Braylon Edwards

“This is definitely different than any other year I’ve been in. It’s a true sense of Super Bowl or bust. This team is built for that. It’s been talked about over and over again. Guys understand that.” – Brandon Moore

Ultimately though, for all their braggadocio, the Jets would fall short of punching a ticket to Super Bowl XLV at Cowboys Stadium, proving once again that Gang Green’s bark was worse than their bite.

4. Cheaters never win

While in the throes of a two-game losing streak, the Jets became the subject of an NFL investigation for the third time in a three-month span, including the notorious Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger inquest.

During a Week 14 game against the Miami Dolphins, Jets strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi deliberately tripped Dolphins rookie cornerback Nolan Carroll as he was running near the sideline to cover a punt.

In the aftermath of this incident, Alosi issued an immediate apology before being fined $25,000 and indefinitely suspended from the team.

The Jets maintain Alosi acted alone despite player testimony and visual evidence suggesting head coach Rex Ryan and special teams coordinator Mike Westhoff were fully aware Alosi engineered the formation of a wall along the sidelines, leading to the tripping fiasco.

To add insult to injury, the Jets lost the game to their division foes, 10-6, dashing all hopes of winning the AFC East crown.

3. Women should be treated with respect

Prior to the start of the season, the Jets embroiled themselves in controversy when Inés Sainz, a reporter for Mexico’s TV Azteca, became victim to a hostile and unprofessional working environment as she attempted to interview quarterback Mark Sanchez.

In accounts provided by the New York Post, Jets defensive backs coach Dennis Thurman purposely overthrew footballs to players during a drill for defensive backs so that the passes would land near Sainz on the sideline.

This was followed by defensive lineman Jason Taylor, a husband and father of three children, volunteering to take part in the drills even though he isn't part of Thurman’s unit.

Rex Ryan, a husband and father of two sons himself, also got involved when he had Thurman run a pattern near the sideline and intentionally overthrew him in Sainz's direction.

If this wasn’t enough, Sainz was greeted by catcalls and hooting in the Jets locker room at the conclusion of practice to which defensive tackle Kris Jenkins declared, “This is our locker room!” when Sainz was asked if she was OK.

"I die of embarrassment!" Sainz wrote in Spanish on her Twitter account. "I am in the locker room of the Jets waiting for Mark Sanchez while trying not to look to anywhere!"

As a result, the NFL launched an investigation in the wake of a complaint made by the Association of Women in Sports Media against the Jets.

Needless to say, this was inexcusable and egregious behavior from grown men, many of whom are husbands and fathers, including the head coach.

2. Friends don’t let friends drink and drive

Less than two weeks after the Inés Sainz scandal, enigmatic wide receiver Braylon Edwards was arrested for driving while intoxicated (DWI).

Police officers initially stopped Edwards for excessive tinting on his white Land Rover but Edwards’ bloodshot, watery eyes and the strong smell of alcohol in the vehicle prompted further investigation.


Subsequently, Edwards consented to and failed a breathalyzer examination, where it was determined his blood alcohol content was twice the legal limit, leading to his arrest.

Among the four passengers in Edwards’ vehicle at the time of the arrest were teammates D’Brickashaw Ferguson and Vernon Gholston.

Fortunately, this error in judgment on the part of all three Jets players did not result in anyone getting hurt, but the potential alone should have been reason for pause on the evening in question.

1. The future looks bright

In the past 31 years, the Jets have not enjoyed a more successful two-year run than they have experienced under Rex Ryan, whose résumé now consists of 20 regular season victories, two consecutive playoff appearances, four road playoff victories in six games and two consecutive AFC Championship Game appearances.

And with an aggressive front office committed to making the moves necessary to keep them in title contention, the Jets will be a force to be reckoned with for several years to come.

So, Gang Green does have reason to hold their heads high, especially after they clawed back from a 24-0 deficit against the Steelers to pull to within one touchdown of completing an improbable comeback.

The Jets can learn from this experience, as well as the mistakes they made throughout the season to sabotage themselves.

If they do grow from these trials and tribulations, Rex Ryan will have pulled off his most masterful coaching job yet.

Click here to read the original article at SportsHaze.com.

Now It's Personal: Jets' Antonio Cromartie Calls Tom Brady "An Ass---."


For those who scoffed at Rex Ryan’s claims that the upcoming AFC Divisional Playoff game between the New England Patriots and the New York Jets is “personal,” an immediate change of heart is in full order after Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie openly expressed his feelings for Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady.

When asked what he thought of Brady in an interview with the Daily News, Cromartie took the road less traveled by calling New England’s field general “An ass----" and added, “F--- him” to punctuate his in-depth analysis.

This latest salvo in an increasingly intense Jets-Patriots rivalry found inspiration from Brady’s alleged celebratory finger-pointing taunts during New England’s 45-3 annihilation of the Jets back in December.

Inadvertently, Cromartie's head coach tossed him an alley-oop by referring to these antics as simply “Brady being Brady,” and Cromartie proceeded to slam dunk the no-look pass with the authority and force of NBA power forward Blake Griffin.

"That's what I think about him. I don't really give a damn about him," Cromartie said. "I don't have to play against him. I play against the receivers."

At this point in the season and his career, it would serve no purpose for Brady to respond in kind to Cromartie’s comments, as his play on the field has spoken volumes about how far he has separated himself from his contemporaries.

Just as Brady humbled the Jets by dissecting them with surgical precision last month, if the Jets are truly offended by Brady’s on-field verbal and non-verbal jabs, then all they have to do is minimize his success on the field.

There were absolutely no references made to Brady taunting them when the Jets defeated the Patriots 28-14 in their first meeting of the season.

This is because the Jets allowed Brady to complete only 55.6 percent of his passes (20-of-36) for 248 yards with two touchdowns and two interceptions. Brady’s quarterback rating was a pedestrian 72.5.

During that game, it would come as a surprise to discover the Jets didn’t give Brady "the business" while they were in the midst of stifling his efforts to put points on the boards.

So when he redeemed himself in Foxborough with a vengeance, the Jets had to expect Brady to jump on the chance to return the favor.

After all, it’s only fitting when the swagger with which the Jets entered this season and postseason is taken into consideration.

In any case, this latest development in the Jets’ media assault on the Patriots only serves to add intrigue, intensity and significance to the game, the “game within the game” and the intercity rivalry between Boston and New York.

Click here to read the original article on SportsHaze.com.

New York Jets Have Demons to Exorcise in Foxborough


After the New York Jets’ heart-stopping victory over the Indianapolis Colts during Wild Card weekend, head coach Rex Ryan breathed a huge sigh of relief because he finally vanquished his personal “white whale,” Peyton Manning.

And true to his character, Ryan, still in the afterglow of his most satisfying victory, proceeded to resume a one-sided war of words with head coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady of the New England Patriots, who the Jets will face this weekend in Gillette Stadium.

In a span of less than a week, Ryan went from pontificating that Brady only thinks he’s as studious as Peyton Manning to boldly declaring the upcoming AFC divisional playoff game is about “Bill Belichick versus Rex Ryan.”

Now several analysts have given Ryan a pass for employing this seemingly brilliant stratagem of deflecting attention away from his team, but the fact remains the Patriots have owned the Jets in New England the past two years.

New York is 0-2 at Gillette Stadium in the Rex Ryan era and the games weren’t close to being competitive in any way, shape or form.

At Foxborough, Gang Green was outscored 76-17, out-gained 815-627 and turned the ball over a grand total of eight times. On the other side of the ball, the Patriots have only one turnover in their last two home games against the Jets.

However, the most salient difference between the Jets and the Patriots was at the quarterback position, where Tom Brady thoroughly outplayed and out-shined second-year signal caller Mark Sanchez.

Against the Patriots on the road, Sanchez is an abysmal 25 for 54 (46.3 percent) for 300 yards with one touchdown and eight interceptions. Furthermore, Sanchez’s quarterback rating in the two contests were 37.1 and 27.8 respectively.

Meanwhile, Brady, the leading candidate for this season’s MVP award, has been absolutely sterling against the Jets within the friendly confines of Gillette Stadium. In fact, Brady toyed with the vaunted Jets’ defense like no other quarterback has done in the league.

Brady completed an astonishing 70.0 percent of his passes (49 for 70) for 636 yards, five touchdowns and no interceptions, which all added up to quarterback ratings of 98.6 and 148.9, respectively, in the aforementioned games.

All this from a quarterback who Ryan believes doesn't study as diligently as Peyton Manning. If this is the case then what does Ryan’s subtle dig say about his team’s ability to stop Brady?

Instead, what Ryan truly needs to comprehend is empty rhetoric doesn’t pay the bills in the National Football League.

What wins football games are a turnover-free offense, an opportunistic defense and a quarterback up to the task of playing at his best when the stakes are the highest.

Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the New England Patriots trounced the Jets in all three of these phases the last two times they faced each other up north.

In addition, the Patriots have gone 16-0 in the regular season at home the last two years, including the 31-14 beating and 45-3 shellacking they laid on their heated division rivals.

These are the demons Gang Green must exorcise to go to their second consecutive AFC Championship Game.

And if Rex Ryan manages to pull off this exorcism, it may propel the New York Jets to their first Super Bowl in over 40 years.

Then he can talk all he wants.

Click here to read the original article on SportsHaze.com.

Jimmy Kimmel Makes Fun Of Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish Videos

It was only a matter of time until late night host Jimmy Kimmel would make fun of New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan and the infamous foot fetish videos.

That time is now:

New York Jets Have Become NFL's New Age Outlaws


In a season best described as ‘Super Bowl or Bust’, the New York Jets have made a habit of generating more headlines for antics unrelated to their play on the field.

Prior to the start of the season, controversy arose when Inés Sainz, a reporter for Mexico’s TV Azteca, was subjected to footballs being thrown in her direction during a team practice and players' catcalls inside the locker room afterwards.

As a result, the NFL launched an investigation in the wake of a complaint made by the Association of Women in Sports Media against Gang Green.

This embarassing incident came on the heels of the Jets’ highly publicized appearance on HBO: Hard Knocks, which served to highlight the arrogance, boldness and confidence of the front office, the coaches and the players.

But although the aforementioned complaint had the potential to rock the team's foundation to its core, the Jets emerged from the ensuing melodrama virtually unscathed.

However, less than two weeks later, enigmatic wide receiver Braylon Edwards was arrested for driving while intoxicated (DWI). Police officers initially stopped Edwards for excessive tinting on his white Land Rover but Edwards’ bloodshot, watery eyes and the strong smell of alcohol in the vehicle prompted further investigation.

Subsequently, Edwards consented to and failed a breathalyzer examination, where it was determined his blood alcohol content was twice the legal limit, leading to his arrest. Among the four passengers in Edwards’ vehicle at the time of the arrest were teammates D’Brickashaw Ferguson and Vernon Gholston.

The Jets disciplined Edwards with a token first quarter suspension against the Miami Dolphins and his case has been adjourned until January 11, which also happens to be the week of the AFC Divisional Playoffs.

So in a span of ten days, the Jets organization found itself ensconced in two scandals that could have sent their season into an unrecoverable tailspin. But undaunted, Gang Green regained their swagger by winning 8 of its next 9 games as the aforementioned cases gradually dissipated from the public consciousness.

Unfortunately, while in the throes of a two-game losing streak, the Jets have become the subject of an NFL investigation for the third time in three months, including the ongoing Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger inquest.

During last Sunday’s game against Miami, Jets strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi deliberately tripped Dolphins rookie cornerback Nolan Carroll as he was running near the sideline on a punt return. In response, Alosi issued an immediate apology before being fined $25,000 and indefinitely suspended from the team.

The Jets maintain Alosi acted alone despite player testimony and visual evidence suggesting head coach Rex Ryan and special teams coordinator Mike Westhoff were fully aware Alosi engineered the formation of a wall along the sidelines, leading to the tripping fiasco.

Thus, while Alosi seriously contemplates a name change to Lee Harvey Oswald, the Jets have once again stained the NFL’s image with behavior that reflects the personality of their head coach.

In the 1970’s and the 1980’s, Oakland Raiders general managing partner Al Davis transformed the ‘Silver and Black’ into a cast of mavericks and outlaws with trademarked slogans such as “Commitment to Excellence”, “Just Win, Baby” and “Pride and Poise”.

Now it appears the Jets have become the league’s new age outlaws which, for professional wrestling fans in the know, happened to be the name of a popular WWE tag team in the late 1990’s that ran with a stable appropriately dubbed Degeneration X.

Degenerates? Outlaws? Is this how owner Woody Johnson wants the New York Jets to be remembered in this decade?

Click here to read the original article on Examiner.com, which includes relevant links and a recap of the notorious 'Tripping Incident'.

Rex Ryan Dresses Up Like Brother Rob For Press Conference

This weekend's match-up between the New York Jets/Cleveland Browns will pit two brothers against each other.

New York Jets head football coach Rex Ryan decided to have a little fun at the expense of his brother, Rob Ryan (who is the defensive coordinator for the Cleveland Browns) by dressing up as him for yesterday's Jets press conference:



If that name sounds familiar to you non-football fans, Rex and Rob are the sons of famed former Chicago Bears defensive coordinator/Philadelphia Eagles head coach, Buddy Ryan.

Female Reporter Not Offended by NY Jets’ Alleged Sexually Harassing Behavior


As reported here, a complaint was made by the Association for Women in Sports Media against the New York Jets, citing sexually harassing behavior directed toward Mexican television reporter Inés Sainz at Saturday’s team practice and in the locker room afterwards.

In response, the National Football League has launched an investigation to verify the complaint’s legitimacy. Meanwhile, team officials are doing everything within their power to diffuse the situation as expeditiously and painlessly as possible.

However, less than one day later, Sainz provided new perspective on an incident that has taken much of the focus away from Gang Green’s Monday Night Football home opener at the new Meadowlands Stadium against the Baltimore Ravens.

According to the New York Post, in a piece that ran for the Mexican television station DeporTV Sunday evening, the former Miss Spain said she never felt offended and that the whole situation was taken out of context.

"In my opinion, I never felt attacked, nor that they reacted grossly toward me," Sainz said. "I arrived in the locker room and there were comments and games. One of the other reporters came up to me and apologized for what was happening, but I thought the players were joking around."

Sainz did confirm that during the portion of practice open to the media, Jets head coach Rex Ryan and defensive backs coach Dennis Thurman purposely overthrew passes so they would land near her.

Following practice, several players allegedly bellowed and howled their approval when Sainz entered the locker room, prompting a colleague to ask if she was OK when the behavior being exhibited became a glaring embarrassment.

But although Sainz is attempting to write this off as simply a case of ‘Boys Will Be Boys’ and a board member from the Association of Women in Sports Media has accepted an invitation from the Jets organization for an educational session within the next couple of weeks, disciplinary action must be taken if there is any truthfulness to the allegations against the Jets because their behavior was inexcusable, unacceptable and unprofessional.

In addition, the NFL would set a negative precedent by indirectly approving of conduct that should be long out of the systems of grown men who are, in most cases, husbands, fathers and/or role models.

"Thanks everyone for your support," Sainz wrote on her Twitter page Monday morning. "I already spoke to the NFL, which will decide if there will or will not be consequences. I can say that at the time I didn't want to pay attention to what was happening but the rest of the media heard clearly and in solidarity have denounced what happened, hoping that there is always a respectful climate."

And in the grand scheme of things, the NFL and all the teams under its banner are obligated to provide a respectful climate to the male and female members of the media. In turn, the media has an obligation to be respectful of the privacy and time of the athletes it covers on a daily basis.

This would be the case in a perfect world. But when dealing with imperfect people, in a day and age where self-gratification rules, this ideal has become virtually impossible to attain.

God help us all.

Click here to read the original article on Examiner.com, which includes relevant links and a special video presentation.

NFL investigating NY Jets for Sexually Harassing Behavior toward Female Reporter


As evidenced by the HBO reality documentary series, Hard Knocks, the New York Jets walk a fine line between arrogance and confidence when it comes to assessing their chances of representing the AFC in the Super Bowl this season.

But if there is any veracity whatsoever to a stinging report about the team, then there can be absolutely no question that the boldness and brashness with which head coach Rex Ryan and company carry themselves inexcusably transformed grown men into dumb, immature jocks.

According to ESPN.com, the NFL is investigating a complaint made by the Association for Women in Sports Media against the Jets after a television reporter was subjected to footballs being thrown in her direction at practice and, later, players' catcalls inside the locker room.

The complaint was made on the behalf of Inés Sainz, a reporter for Mexico’s TV Azteca, who attended the team’s practice Saturday as a working member of the media. However, it appears that Sainz, a contestant in the 1997 Miss Universe Pageant, became victim to a hostile and unprofessional working environment as she attempted to carry out her duties.

In accounts provided by the New York Post, Jets defensive backs coach Dennis Thurman purposely overthrew footballs to players during a drill for defensive backs so that the passes would land near Sainz on the sideline.

This was followed by defensive lineman Jason Taylor, a husband and father of three children, volunteering to take part in the drills even though he isn't part of Thurman’s unit.

Jets head coach Rex Ryan, a husband and father of two sons himself, also got involved when he had Thurman run a pattern near the sideline and intentionally overthrew him in Sainz's direction.

If this wasn’t enough, Sainz was greeted by catcalls and hooting in the Jets locker room at the conclusion of practice to which defensive tackle Kris Jenkins declared “This is our locker room!” when Sainz was asked if she was OK.

"I die of embarrassment!", Sainz wrote in Spanish on her Twitter account. "I am in the locker room of the Jets waiting for Mark Sanchez while trying not to look to anywhere!"

Statements released by the Association of Women in Sports Media and the New York Jets indicated their clear intention to work closely with the NFL as this matter is investigated further.

Unfortunately, this general sense of entitlement on the part of today’s male professional athlete is a significant contributing factor in players like Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie fathering eight children with six different women and the divorce rate for NFL players averaging between 60 and 80 percent, which is higher than that of the general population.

What’s even more disappointing is that Rex Ryan and Dennis Thurman, the head coach and an assistant coach respectively, initiated and encouraged the aforementioned sophomoric behavior from the players they’re supposed to be leading both on and off the field.

If the allegations are true in this matter, a refreshing gesture on the part of Ryan, Thurman, Kris Jenkins, Jason Taylor and anyone else involved would be to own up to their hormone-induced lapse in judgment and individually apologize to Sainz for their unprofessional conduct.

But it’s more likely that arrogance and pride on the part of Gang Green won’t result in the adult and mature responses demanded because, as is always the case in professional sports, success on the field takes precedence over social responsibility.

Click here to read the original article on Examiner.com, which includes relevant links and a video example of where another Jets representative made it difficult for a female reporter to do her job.

Patriots Cut Adalius Thomas


Linebacker Adalius Thomas was released by the Patriots on Monday, according to an NFL source, ending a three-year tenure that started with promise and concluded with Thomas publicly sparring with the club.

Thomas was the highest-priced free-agent acquisition in team history, signing a five-year, $35 million contract in 2007, but he turned out to be one of the biggest personnel missteps in Bill Belichick's 11-year tenure.

Thomas had issues with his role, expecting to be used as more of a pure pass rusher, while the Patriots were disappointed with Thomas' production and presence in the locker room.


Lock of the Century #1: Patriots release Adalius Thomas.

Lock of the Century #2: Adalius Thomas signs with Jets.

Let’s just be honest here. We all know it’s going to happen. Thomas will sign with the Jets to spite Bill Belichick and the Patriots. It also makes sense because that fat slob Rex Ryan was the defensive coordinator in Baltimore, back when Adalius Thomas was a stud. I’m sure Thomas believes that Ryan will utilize him the way he thinks he should be used. This potential inevitable move fits right in line with the Jets' strategy this offseason of scooping up every big name player they possibly can.

So, to recap: Pats release Thomas. Thomas will sign with the Jets. Thomas will be nasty again. Lock it down.

Dear Patriots, you do know it's the off-season?


The Miami Dolphins have agreed to send a 2010 and 2011 2nd round pick to the Denver Broncos to acquire WR Brandon Marshall. It's the second big move in two days by an AFC East team looking to dethrone the New England Patriots as best team in the AFC East. Yesterday, the New York Jets acquired former Super Bowl MVP, WR Santonio Holmes from the Pittsburgh Steelers for a 2010 5th rounder pick.

Great move by the Miami Dolphins. Although they still lack a deep threat the Dolphins acquired one of the best wide receivers in the NFL. Hands down. Aside from Wes Welker, Marshall is the only active WR to record three straight 100+ reception seasons.

Okay, so yet again New England wakes up to absolute horrible news. After last night's NHL Draft Lottery and the Bruins solidifying their chances at Taylor Hall or Tyler Seguin we wake and get this. Great. Fucking great. Like seriously, what the hell is going on the Foxboro? It seems that every move made in the NFL off-season is a move the New England Patriots should have, but didn't or failed to make.

The Jets and Dolphins have been very active in the off-season acquiring positions of need when the New England Patriots have been sitting there resigning their own players that got them to 10-6 like a bunch of clowns. The AFC East is going to be an absolute bloodbath next year and by the looks of it I think the New England Patriots are going to come out of it bruised, battered, bloody and very very disappointed with the results. Unless the get their act together....and fast.

Just like we said yesterday after the Jets acquired Santonio Holmes, lets hope Bill Belichick and company have something planned for the NFL draft next week because right now they need a lot of help. Not only do they need a WR to replace Wes Welker, a pass rushing LB or defensive end to get to the quarterback, a tough physical running back for the red zone, but corner back now becomes a serious need no matter how you slice it if we're going to be facing Braylon Edwards, Santonio Holmes, and Brandon Marshall 4x a year this year.

Anyone else want to see the Patriots go get Terrell Owens to pair opposite Randy Moss for a year? I mean, it couldn't hurt.

We've now had an off-season where we could have acquired: Anquan Boldin, Brandon Marshall, Santonio Holmes, LaDanian Tomlinson, Antonio Cromartie, Willie Parker, Larry Johnson, and many more talented players, but have settled to resign current players and bring in an overweight, past his prime Alge Crumpler for blocking purposes. Awesome.

So here's a message to Foxboro, In Bill we don't trust anymore. Do something. Show us you care. Make a move. I don't care what it is, but christ DO SOMETHING before it's too late and nothing is available for them to do.

Jets acquire Santonio Holmes; Pats do nothing.


NY POST: The Jets landed former Super Bowl XLIII MVP Santonio Holmes on the cheap last night, acquiring the troubled wideout from the Steelers for the fire-sale price of a fifth-round pick in this month's NFL Draft.

Holmes, who turned 26 in March, is one of the league's most explosive receivers but he also is one of its most controversial and might not be available to the Jets to start the upcoming season.


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Okay so here's the deal. I hate the Jets. I despise the Jets. I think they are the most pathetic organization in all of football. I hate their owner. I hate their players. I hate their coach. Everything about them, I hate. Needless to say, it's time to hand it to them. Yes, they take risks on players. Yes they sign guys who are controversial, criminals, and loud mouths. The fact of the matter, however, these guys can flat out play. A fifth round pick for Santonio Holmes? Are you kidding me. What the fuck.

The Jets now have an explosive receiving core that includes: Braylon Edwards, Santonio Holmes, Jerricho Cotchery, Dustin Keller, and Ladanian Tomlinson to throw passes to next year.

The Patriots? They got Randy Moss, Kevin Faulk, and not much more after that, unless you consider David Patten, Julian Edelmen, or half the season of Wes Welker on one leg as explosive.

Like, seriously. What the fuck are the Patriots doing. You can't honestly tell me that they couldn't top that trade offer, especially when you take into consideration the NEED they have at WR. I used to firmly believe in Bill Belichick. I always trusted him with every move, but right now I just don't know. I don't know what he is thinking. It's time to face the facts Bill, we won 10 games last year. Barely.

We were not the New England Patriots of the earlier part of the decade, but I'll tell you one thing. It's time to get back to that point. So as of right now, F2DD is 50/50 on the Patriots this year. Let's hope they kill the draft or all of New England is in for a very, very, very long season.



Rex Ryan has Surgery


March 14 (Bloomberg) -- New York Jets coach Rex Ryan underwent weight-loss surgery yesterday, the New York Daily News reported.

Ryan had a scheduled lap-band procedure at the NYU Medical Center and has returned to his home in New Jersey, the newspaper said today, citing Jets’ spokesman Bruce Speight.

His weight had risen to 340 pounds at the start of last season, the Daily News said. The surgery was to place a gastric band around the upper part of the stomach to make it smaller and hold less food, the newspaper reported.


HAHAHAHAHA! Nothing like having a fat ass, crying, overrated piece of shit in charge of your football operations. At least he knows there was nothing he could do about it and opted for the surgery. Good thing he's getting this surgery because now the newly signed Ladanian Tomlinson and him will be able to sit on the bench and cry while the Patriots and Bill Belichick prove why they are still the team to beat.

7 kids, but only 6 mothers


RADAR ONLINE-- Antonio Cromartie has seven kids by six women in five states, and a partridge in a pear tree. The Jets fronted him some cash to clear up his paternity suits before he reports to camp. Ladies and gentlemen, the NFL!
Where did that $12 million rookie contract go? Possibly for fertility treatments, because there are an awful lot of little Cromarties running around. Those little Cromarties need to be fed and clothed, and that ain't cheap. With a court date coming up this month, and more pending, he needs some money, and he needs it fast.
Those are my kids, and they're my responsibility," Cromartie said during a conference call with beat reporters. "I made some wrong decisions in my first two years (in the NFL), and I have to take on that responsibility."
"We realize that for Antonio to be available, someone of his talent, at his age (25), at his position, there were some circumstances that may have happened," said Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum, adding the organization did a thorough background investigation on Cromartie. "When we made the decision we felt the risk was reasonable given the price we had to pay. We're going to work with Antonio collaboratively to make sure we do everything organizationally to make sure he has the best opportunity to be successful."
Working with him collaboratively apparently means restructuring his $1.7 million contract to give him $500,000 now, as a bonus. Otherwise he wouldn't get paid until the start of the regular season, and who knows what paternity court he'd be in by then?
Too bad Travis Henry's probably retired. An uncapped year is the only time he could get enough to take care of his own baby issues.
You see there was just no way I wasn't going to find this article on Antonio Cromartie. You know why? Because I hate hate hate the fucking Jets. Can't stand them. I hate Rex Ryan. I hate Mark Sanchez. I hated Bill Belichick, until he fucked them. I hate Bill Parcells. I hate Joe Namath. Everything about them I hate.

So whenever I find something like this out, I love it. It's just outstanding.

The Jets traded for Antonio Cromartie, and in turn they took a chance on a player who has 15 career interceptions in his first 3 years. Ten of those picks came his rookie year. So, you can do the math. Yep, 5 over the last 2. So Rex Ryan, obviously thinks he can get Cromartie back to how he was his rookie year. The thing Ryan forgot, Cromartie has 7 kids. Yes, 7 fucking kids.


The best part about this, the Jets traded for him hoping he'd be a stud and in turn had to restructure his contract so he could get $500,000 real quick to get the 6 mothers -- yes I said that 6 mothers and 7 kids. (Who wants to take bets he has a set of twins?) off his back.

So Jet Nation, Rex Ryan I just want to say one thing. Good luck with Cromartie. I'm glad he's on your team and not mine. I'm glad you think him and Revis will allow you to blitz everyone else. We all know that's your pipe dream.
Just ask Travis Henry what happens when you have a great rookie year and decide to bang anything with two legs. Those ladies end up fucking you harder than you fucked them (no pun intended).

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If I were Woody Johnson, I'd add a clause to Tubby Ryan's contract, dropping him from the health insurance unless he dropped that lard lump of a creature attached to his abdomen.

Rex Ryan being Rex Ryan



Last night, New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan attended Herschel Walker's MMA event along with some other NFL Pro Bowlers.

The peeps over at Showtime decided to interview Ryan and decided to poke a little fun at Miami Dolphin fans in attendance.

(Courtesy of Gang Green Nation)

Winner of the Week: Rex Ryan


Usually on most Sunday's here at OTB, we declare our "Winner of the Week" as either someone/something or some team gains out attention for their awesomeness.

This week's winner: Rex Ryan

May I ask for a show of hands of people who thought the New York Jets would still be alive in the AFC playoff hunt? Yep, I figured that most of you already wrote them off.

However, maybe some good karma came by New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan gave out his wish-list to Santa during his weekly press conference.

It did as the Jets spoiled the Colts "Road to Perfection" as they pulled out the win by the score of 29-15. The Jets keep their playoff hopes alive with the victory as the Colts pulled Peyton Manning and most of their offensive starters in the third quarter.

You see kids it does pay off to write your wish-list to Santa. It might come true after all.

Stuff that missed the cut: Steve Nash Viral Video for NBA All-Star Game, "Check your elf before you wreck your elf" , and Hey, a female ref did a bowl game, Too bad it was the Little Ceasar's Bowl

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