Mr. Colbert did something that few people have done in the presence of Rex Ryan, he left Mr. Ryan at a loss for words:
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Linebacker Adalius Thomas was released by the Patriots on Monday, according to an NFL source, ending a three-year tenure that started with promise and concluded with Thomas publicly sparring with the club.
Thomas was the highest-priced free-agent acquisition in team history, signing a five-year, $35 million contract in 2007, but he turned out to be one of the biggest personnel missteps in Bill Belichick's 11-year tenure.
Thomas had issues with his role, expecting to be used as more of a pure pass rusher, while the Patriots were disappointed with Thomas' production and presence in the locker room.

NY POST: The Jets landed former Super Bowl XLIII MVP Santonio Holmes on the cheap last night, acquiring the troubled wideout from the Steelers for the fire-sale price of a fifth-round pick in this month's NFL Draft.
Holmes, who turned 26 in March, is one of the league's most explosive receivers but he also is one of its most controversial and might not be available to the Jets to start the upcoming season.

March 14 (Bloomberg) -- New York Jets coach Rex Ryan underwent weight-loss surgery yesterday, the New York Daily News reported.
Ryan had a scheduled lap-band procedure at the NYU Medical Center and has returned to his home in New Jersey, the newspaper said today, citing Jets’ spokesman Bruce Speight.
His weight had risen to 340 pounds at the start of last season, the Daily News said. The surgery was to place a gastric band around the upper part of the stomach to make it smaller and hold less food, the newspaper reported.
HAHAHAHAHA! Nothing like having a fat ass, crying, overrated piece of shit in charge of your football operations. At least he knows there was nothing he could do about it and opted for the surgery. Good thing he's getting this surgery because now the newly signed Ladanian Tomlinson and him will be able to sit on the bench and cry while the Patriots and Bill Belichick prove why they are still the team to beat.

RADAR ONLINE-- Antonio Cromartie has seven kids by six women in five states, and a partridge in a pear tree. The Jets fronted him some cash to clear up his paternity suits before he reports to camp. Ladies and gentlemen, the NFL!
Where did that $12 million rookie contract go? Possibly for fertility treatments, because there are an awful lot of little Cromarties running around. Those little Cromarties need to be fed and clothed, and that ain't cheap. With a court date coming up this month, and more pending, he needs some money, and he needs it fast.
Those are my kids, and they're my responsibility," Cromartie said during a conference call with beat reporters. "I made some wrong decisions in my first two years (in the NFL), and I have to take on that responsibility."
"We realize that for Antonio to be available, someone of his talent, at his age (25), at his position, there were some circumstances that may have happened," said Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum, adding the organization did a thorough background investigation on Cromartie. "When we made the decision we felt the risk was reasonable given the price we had to pay. We're going to work with Antonio collaboratively to make sure we do everything organizationally to make sure he has the best opportunity to be successful."
Working with him collaboratively apparently means restructuring his $1.7 million contract to give him $500,000 now, as a bonus. Otherwise he wouldn't get paid until the start of the regular season, and who knows what paternity court he'd be in by then?
Too bad Travis Henry's probably retired. An uncapped year is the only time he could get enough to take care of his own baby issues.You see there was just no way I wasn't going to find this article on Antonio Cromartie. You know why? Because I hate hate hate the fucking Jets. Can't stand them. I hate Rex Ryan. I hate Mark Sanchez. I hated Bill Belichick, until he fucked them. I hate Bill Parcells. I hate Joe Namath. Everything about them I hate.
