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Charles Barkley just wanted a "blow job"

We have some breaking information regarding the Charles Barkley DUI case and well it is typical Charles Barkley.

According to the Smoking Gun/TMZ, Barkley was discussing with the police officer and well here it is un-cut for your viewing.

"According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

LMAO, LMAO, LMAO. This might possibly be the best story of the new year and well Charles Barkley is one of the most entertaining people in the world.

Happy New Years to everyone and 2009 in only minutes away.

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