These aren't really of the 'so funny I almost wet myself' variety, but they are strange in their own way.
--11:10 AM, boa constrictor escaped cage and house. Later found coiled underneath stove.
I DIDN'T want to know this. I live in my own little world and THAT world has NO boa constrictors anywhere closer than 3,542 miles from me.
--8:50 PM, large gray squirrel stuck in bird feeder, freed by officer.
I wonder what day of officer training this was taught?
--8:53 AM, rock thrown through window.
8:54 AM, brick thrown through vehicle window.
8:15, PM, tree branch thrown through window.
I guess the incidents escalated.
--11:14 AM, lost Nintendo in parking lot about two weeks ago.
So, did this person expect the cops to do anything about this after TWO fricking weeks??? Unbelievable.
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