--5:02 PM, man in apple suit assaulted
THIS just leaves me with SO many questions. The first is: WHAT is an apple suit?
--2:17 PM, helicopter landing
Now, this isn't that funny until you realize WHERE the helicopter was landing: at the National Guard Armory.
--9:46 AM, report of vagrant living on property, turned out to be kids building a fort
SOME people just don't have lives. Like ME!!! :D (No, I didn't call this in.)
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