Not Always Right is a site where people send in stories about customers. I know I have mentioned it before--not too long ago. Here is a great story from today:
(My dad was standing in an express line at the grocery store. In front of him was a well-to-do-looking woman, who clearly had several more items than the limit.)
Dad: “You know, it’s amazing that someone who is apparently so successful can’t read.”
Woman: *in a huff* “That sign’s for regular people, not for me!”
(An old man behind my dad taps him on the shoulder.)
Old man: “Here, give her this.”
(My dad hands it to the woman.)
Woman: “What’s this?”
Old man: “Metamucil. It’ll make you regular.”
